I don't think it's unreasonable to expect lawyers to comprise congress. Their job, after all, is to write Laws. That is, when they aren't wasting our tax dollars going on witch hunts, passing bills that never go anywhere, or pandering to their biggest campaign contributors. That reminds me.

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish. Ok, ok, that's an old one.

Can I go salt water fishing too?

Alas, I will need to tend to the wife instead...valentines and all.