Some dumb chick at work today "pranked" a co-worker with 50 goldfish in mini coffee cups spread out on his desk. Of course they all started to die off and she couldn't understand why. I asked her how long they had been in their little cups. 24 hours. I told her that fish need oxygenated water to survive. She gave me that "huh" look. Apparently fish do not need oxygen to survive. They breathe water I was told. Who knew? And yes, she is smokin' hot. The end.