"If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car!"

Or perhaps this.

"I knew a girl named Nikki I guess U could say she was a sex fiend. I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine. She said "How'd U like 2 waste some time?" And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind."

A couple classic Prince quotes.