These conventions always crack me up.

Bunch of fuckin' goats washing their party's balls and lapping up the speeches like pablum.

First the GOP does it, then the DNC does it.

It's as queer as it gets.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames