Originally Posted By: WDFW X 1 = 0
The best answer would be to get her a husband.

Typically they provide the women with a vehicle and usually drive.


Good Idea. When I was 18 I gave my girlfriend an old beater Honda because I bought a better car.
::BRAG:: I got lots of sexy times in return.
::BEAT:: However, I ended up getting married.

Then, 18 years later.
::BRAG:: she buys me a brand new Jeep
::BEAT:: But, I have to give out lots of sexy times in return.

If I could make two suggestions to you Sky-Guy:

#1) Don't get her a car at all. Women are the worst drivers ever. My wife totaled two cars before I gave her that one. Let that dirtbag your daughter is dating buy her one.

Now if you are not going to listen to my first suggestion, then you should heed the second:

#2) Get a two seater car with no backseat. This is to spite that dirtbag she is dating. Trust me, I know a lot about being a dirtbag, 16 year old girls and the backseats of cars, gnomesayin?
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