I went to bed early last night because I'm old and soft.

Not as old as stam, but still.

I'm gonna go make a big pot of soup or stew or something and watch football today. I'll probably wind up getting drunk.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames