California sucks. It has the lowest IQ average out of any state, the most homeless people, worst poverty rate, worst pollution, 15th worst for crime, a pathetic middle class, holds the most debt nationwide, is the only state with a NAZI border checkpoint and has the most restrictions on basic constitutional rights to the point where you can spend more time in jail for calling someone the wrong gender than for intentionally infecting someone with HIV. California has the lowest quality of life in America according to a study published in U.S. News & World Report. What a shithole, fvck California. It's damn near a failed state that barely functions, despite having some of the highest tax rates in the country.

Your women are made up of so many non-biodegradable materials, the EPA fines anyone trying to bury them when they die. They are fake as fvck gold digging whores. Your state is trash, your women are plastic inside and out. There is nothing wrong with being born in California, but if you are an adult and too stupid to move, there is something wrong with that. You probably use google and facebook too, you fvcking scumbag.

And those pasty ass mufuggas asking for directions are obviously from Minnesota because anyone from the PNW would use BING MAPS.

How dare you talk sh!t about malt liquor. Fvck your Crooked Eye, drink only Malt Liquor.