Extract promises on the 2nd date? That musta been one helluva 1st date.

"Hey, baby, I really dig ya and I demand you have my babies or there won't be a 3rd date".


Any normal woman, one that wasn't a sweathog a year away from being too old to have babies, would grab her purse and GTFO of there. That 2nd date would be short and not too sweet.
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so.

Modern journalism is all about deciding which facts the public shouldn't know because they might reflect badly on Democrats