I dumped a crazy and she had a meltdown, “YOU ARE BREAKING UP WITH ME!?!? ME!?!?”. She crashed her truck in a ditch on the way out of the driveway just to be stuck there. Luckily a neighbor was having a BBQ and a bunch of dudes got her truck out in just minutes and she was shocked and left. So than she just went around trying to [Bleeeeep!] all my friends.
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Maybe he's born with it.

Maybe it's amphetamines.