Well according to the Bible 100% of Jews and 100% of slaves of Jews are circumcised.

Genesis 17:12-14

12 Throughout your generations every male among you shall be circumcised when he is eight days old, including the slave born in your house and the one bought with your money from any foreigner who is not of your offspring.
13 Both the slave born in your house and the one bought with your money must be circumcised. So shall my covenant be in your flesh an everlasting covenant.
14 Any uncircumcised male who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin shall be cut off from his people; he has broken my covenant.

Christians, as per Paul the apostle are not to be circumcised.

Apparently according to Hamster 90% of muslims are.

If your dick is cut you are either...

1. A jew
2. A slave of a Jew
3. LARPing as a Jew
4. A Muslim

So which one of these mutilated dick people would you want to be?