HALLOWEEN IS A DEMONIC PAGAN FESTIVAL AND THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD. I hope none of you take part in this DEVILISH FESTIVAL brought to our shores by the wicked Irish celts. On October 31st, the spirits of the dead could come onto God's Flat Earth.

I hope none of you have lit a jack o lantern, pumpkins are for eating! Not carving evil faces into supporting superstitious pagan traditions! Don't be a degenerate. ALSO REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR CHILDREN AWAY FROM SATANIC TRADITIONS AND DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM BY GIVING THEM “TRICK OR TREATS”. Don't answer your door, lest it be a demon and they eat your eternal soul.

NOW PRAISE THE LORD, PASS THE AMMO AND THE 40OZ OF MALT LIQUOR!!!!!! Remember that Jesus said "I AM THE WAY AND THE LIGHT" except occasionally the light is my muzzle flash when I'm sending godless commies to the fiery depths of hell! DEUS VULT!!! MALT LIQUOR!!!1!!!!