Flipped on FoxNews this morning while filling some orders before heading into the office...no wonder you right wing kooks are so scared and freaked out all the time.

Their announcer dude who has the scary deep dramatic voice was talking about Google's CEO testifying in front of Congress today, and said to join Tucker Carlson to discuss the "shocking testimony!" later today.

(You have to imagine hearing that in a deep and scary voice that lets you know just how shocking and scary it will be!)

Nevermind that the testimony hasn't even happened yet...it's fuckin gonna be shocking, you will be terrified, Tucker will tell you why later.

For a bunch of clowns that talk tough all the time I think it's pretty clear who is fuckin afraid of everyone and everything, especially if it's brown, black, yellow, not male, young, secular, or too warm or too cold.

Fish on...

Todd