Yes.

These troops had brand-new out-of-the-box hats already, and packed them as part of their very limited personal property while deployed.

lol

Nobody believes this except cockgobblers like you, Hank.

What the headline should say is "CIC directs USAFE to take no action against troops given hats".

That headline wouldn't be fake news like yours.
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