Eddie! I want half Eddie!

She's gonna get roughly $70 billion dollars. Been with him since before Amazon; worked at Amazon in the early days and WA is a community property state. He's super, mega fvcked.

$70 billion dollars. She'd be the richest woman on the planet.

I wonder if she needs a Cabana boy? She's not much of a looker, but I could probably find a way manage.

Jokes aside, remember that Enron Exec that got a divorce from his wife for a stripper? All that went through before Enron was busted. He knew they were going to be busted. The courts made him liquidate all of his Enron stock and gave her 1/2 of the proceeds in the "divorce". I'm not saying Amazon is following suit, but the only way the Bezos's could liquidate without sending the market into a panic would be via a "divorce". Sneaky sneaky smart.

‘Goddamn rich c.unt!’

- Jeff Goldblume, Death Wish (1974).

Let's see, if she gets half, he still has $70,000,000,000. I think he's gonna be allright!

Props for knowing this line and this movie.

This looks like a job for, google-man! (Evo)

I bet Jeff Bezos pays his bets when he loses.

Damn.

I knew I shouldn't have swiped left on her Tinder account.

The lucky pecker pic recipient is pretty well known and pretty smokin' hot. Hotter than his wife. I get it Bezos, but still...

NO poon, regardless of how hot or good in bed is she, is worth $70 billion dollars. With $70 billion dollars, you could buy an entire massive island country, kick out all the men and import 1000's of even hotter women into your harem.

And still have $69 billion dollars left over.

What an absolute PRIME idiot.
"Your divorce papers will arrive in 2 days" Jeffy.

When you'll have 70 billion left over, who fuckin' cares?

When she doesn't declare herself free from Amazon leadership responsibilities with the SEC nor divests her ownership shares, while sitting on the board of directors as your new boss who you just happened to cheat on.

This isn't just about losing $70 billion. He could lose his company. To these guys, its not about money. It's about super control freak levels of power. If it was just about money, he would have bailed after a few billion made and rode off into the sunset. As it stands, he could very well find himself out of Amazon if she doesn't play ball. My guess? He cares.

Amazon Prime.

Free Shipping.

Boom.

I think he will be ok with 70,000.00 million dollars.

See you know math. Everyone here other than Evo and Frank say you're a dumbfuk. Perhaps they judged you too harshly soulduck

Math?
Quite possibly.

Displaying a common grasp of acceptable social norms, mores and tact?
Eh...not so much.

So, what's your point?

Or rather where is your point?

Well imagine this: you still have a hard time knowing up from down.

I haven't had a point in 46 years. Carry on...

Lying Pam has his drink going on, hence up and mostly down. LOL

You sound a little rattled Pamela.