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#1000691 - 01/09/19 07:56 PM Bezos Divorce
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Eddie! I want half Eddie!

She's gonna get roughly $70 billion dollars. Been with him since before Amazon; worked at Amazon in the early days and WA is a community property state. He's super, mega fvcked.

$70 billion dollars. She'd be the richest woman on the planet.

I wonder if she needs a Cabana boy? She's not much of a looker, but I could probably find a way manage.

Jokes aside, remember that Enron Exec that got a divorce from his wife for a stripper? All that went through before Enron was busted. He knew they were going to be busted. The courts made him liquidate all of his Enron stock and gave her 1/2 of the proceeds in the "divorce". I'm not saying Amazon is following suit, but the only way the Bezos's could liquidate without sending the market into a panic would be via a "divorce". Sneaky sneaky smart.
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#1000696 - 01/09/19 10:16 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: NickD90]
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‘Goddamn rich c.unt!’

- Jeff Goldblume, Death Wish (1974).
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#1000697 - 01/10/19 06:58 AM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: NickD90]
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Let's see, if she gets half, he still has $70,000,000,000. I think he's gonna be allright!
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#1000734 - 01/10/19 06:19 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: dwatkins]
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Originally Posted By: dwatkins
‘Goddamn rich c.unt!’

- Jeff Goldblume, Death Wish (1974).


Props for knowing this line and this movie.
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#1000772 - 01/11/19 11:09 AM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: stam
Are text considered internet?

Don't those generally go through your phone carrier?

....inquiring minds wtk.


This looks like a job for, google-man! (Evo)
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#1000775 - 01/11/19 11:13 AM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: NickD90]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

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I bet Jeff Bezos pays his bets when he loses.
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#1000787 - 01/11/19 12:02 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: NickD90]
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Damn.

I knew I shouldn't have swiped left on her Tinder account.
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#1000833 - 01/11/19 01:42 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: NickD90]
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The lucky pecker pic recipient is pretty well known and pretty smokin' hot. Hotter than his wife. I get it Bezos, but still...

NO poon, regardless of how hot or good in bed is she, is worth $70 billion dollars. With $70 billion dollars, you could buy an entire massive island country, kick out all the men and import 1000's of even hotter women into your harem.

And still have $69 billion dollars left over.

What an absolute PRIME idiot.
"Your divorce papers will arrive in 2 days" Jeffy.

doh
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#1000835 - 01/11/19 01:53 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: NickD90]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

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When you'll have 70 billion left over, who fuckin' cares?
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#1000839 - 01/11/19 02:00 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: NickD90]
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When she doesn't declare herself free from Amazon leadership responsibilities with the SEC nor divests her ownership shares, while sitting on the board of directors as your new boss who you just happened to cheat on.

This isn't just about losing $70 billion. He could lose his company. To these guys, its not about money. It's about super control freak levels of power. If it was just about money, he would have bailed after a few billion made and rode off into the sunset. As it stands, he could very well find himself out of Amazon if she doesn't play ball. My guess? He cares.
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#1000855 - 01/11/19 03:25 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: NickD90]
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Amazon Prime.

Free Shipping.

Boom.

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#1000925 - 01/12/19 07:14 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: NickD90]
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Originally Posted By: NickD90
The lucky pecker pic recipient is pretty well known and pretty smokin' hot. Hotter than his wife. I get it Bezos, but still...

NO poon, regardless of how hot or good in bed is she, is worth $70 billion dollars. With $70 billion dollars, you could buy an entire massive island country, kick out all the men and import 1000's of even hotter women into your harem.

And still have $69 billion dollars left over.

What an absolute PRIME idiot.
"Your divorce papers will arrive in 2 days" Jeffy.

doh




I think he will be ok with 70,000.00 million dollars.
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#1000929 - 01/12/19 11:29 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: Sol Duc]
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Originally Posted By: Sol Duc

I think he will be ok with 70,000.00 million dollars.


See you know math. Everyone here other than Evo and Frank say you're a dumbfuk. Perhaps they judged you too harshly soulduck

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#1000942 - 01/13/19 03:43 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: NickD90]
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Math?
Quite possibly.

Displaying a common grasp of acceptable social norms, mores and tact?
Eh...not so much.
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#1000943 - 01/13/19 03:46 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: vapidangler
Originally Posted By: Sol Duc

I think he will be ok with 70,000.00 million dollars.


See you know math. Everyone here other than Evo and Frank say you're a dumbfuk. Perhaps they judged you too harshly soulduck


So, what's your point?
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#1000945 - 01/13/19 03:55 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: blackmouth]
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Or rather where is your point?
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#1000955 - 01/13/19 07:53 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: stam
Seems to be ....that he was sticking up for TheDunce, point being, that Slo figured out that 70 billion was 70,000 million, thusly....not quite as stupid as previously exhibited.


Well imagine this: you still have a hard time knowing up from down.
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#1001015 - 01/14/19 04:02 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: blackmouth]
vapidangler
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Originally Posted By: blackmouth
Originally Posted By: vapidangler
Originally Posted By: Sol Duc

I think he will be ok with 70,000.00 million dollars.


See you know math. Everyone here other than Evo and Frank say you're a dumbfuk. Perhaps they judged you too harshly soulduck


So, what's your point?


I haven't had a point in 46 years. Carry on...

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#1001018 - 01/14/19 04:12 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: blackmouth]
Sol Duc Offline
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Originally Posted By: blackmouth
Originally Posted By: stam
Seems to be ....that he was sticking up for TheDunce, point being, that Slo figured out that 70 billion was 70,000 million, thusly....not quite as stupid as previously exhibited.


Well imagine this: you still have a hard time knowing up from down.

Lying Pam has his drink going on, hence up and mostly down. LOL
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#1001026 - 01/14/19 05:44 PM Re: Bezos Divorce [Re: ]
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You sound a little rattled Pamela. rofl
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