Many forums don’t track a power user’s Posts Per Day (PPD) or limit a user’s PPD because it would potentially sour the user, but we can.

This being the Dark Side and everything that comes with it, I thought I would figure out who the King Fucktard is and it is Wanka$$ to be sure.

There is no competition. When I did my calculation using the highest post count users (Wank and Todd), which is surely wrong since Wanka$$ just posted 10 times since I started typing, Wank’s PPD was a whopping 6.8. That is double the second highest PPD at 3.4 for Todd.

To pile on the shame, Wanka$$ doesn’t know squat about fishing, other than charter boats, so nearly all his posts are in the Dark Side, unlike Todd who is a good fisherman and posts in the fishing forum regularly. Additionally, Wanka$$ lives in California and doesn’t even like WA even though this is basically a WA based board, unlike Todd who calls WA home.

So Wanka$$ is the fucktard setting the standard. You all need to post at least a deeply shameful 6.8 PPD in the a Dark Side for over 10 years to keep up (think about that...). Or you could be a human and not the King Fucktard.

some of you need Jesus....

My German name was dirk. But my god what a waste. I should have learned español.

I’m just here to see if cock pheasant gets edited.

Nope.

Carry on cock suckers.

What about [Bleeeeep!] [Bleeeeep!] [Bleeeeep!] [Bleeeeep!] and [Bleeeeep!]?

A study finds that message board posters with the most posts, post the most.

News at 11.

This was never a mystery to me. Hank wins the prize.

I am talking about rate: posts over time. Todd has been member for nearly twice as long as Wanka$$, and he has half the post rate. Wank wins.

Shank hasn't even been posting the entire time. He took a break, In the last 30 days he has made thousands of posts. Strangely enough,they are even more vapid than mine.

I'm not sure this is even an official survey as it's not sanctioned by the National Federation of Fucktards.

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Needs much more blatant trolling with Fox News talking points.

The King •was• truly a fucktard. And, by all accounts, probably still is.