In this episode we will focus on the pros and cons of naming rivers on the internet, why Cali girls have low standards, where is Slo Dunce, and of course, recent poll results provided by non other than.......himself, AA

Future episodes will include riveting details of what happened when they were not in their tree stands on Nap and Toffs latest hunting adventure, Evo's latest evidence in the mail thief scandal, and why Frank left so soon.....

I'm ready to hear this. Lol
I could see this going somewhere.

I'd never give me pu$$y. If I were a woman. But women are different than we are,and [Bleeeeep!] us for a variety of reasons. Low standards or not. I'll take it.

What's today's episode consist of Bent?

Thanks for asking Spoony, in todays addition of Days of our Darkest Lives we will start by answering the question of, " why did Frank leave us so soon." By answering this, we will understand why he left us and what this means going forward.

California, charter boats, and Stam..... Ok, Frank leaves, 30k posts+, penchant for politics and fat cats, owes Stam money, 49ers. Stam taps out after Frank leaves. Frank gone, Stam out, 9ers in SuperBowl......Ironic??..?.enter AcidDangler, lovechild of Stam and Frank, charter captain of dry land whaling adventures, and Cali resident hell bent on eroding Wa states last remaining steelhead populations. Prophecy fulfilled!

Wondering why Slo D hasn't posted in awhile? Stay tuned

That was gold. Everything I was expecting.
I'm ready for tomorrow's episode.

I hope the next bed time story is "Green Eggs and Redhook"....it's my favorite!

i caught the mail thief on Dec 19th at 3:21 AM... hasnt been back since...

this time i was standing out there in my underwear...

the other possible thieves, the neighbors, got evicted last summer... because of me...

now the son is in jail for assault, domestic violence, assault on a unborn child, torture, assault with a deadly weapon, failure to turn over a weapon, identity theft, possession of a stolen vehicle, possession of car theft tools, possession of methamphetamine, and a couple other things... hes gone for a while...

my life is fuckin great right now....

Maybe you should move the trailer to a nicer neighborhood.

this place is fine now, my mexican neighbors bought the house from the landowner and his daughter now lives there...

just a heads up, the entire area gets hammered by mail theft, from Canyon to Meridian and everything in between and surrounding...

this piece of sh!t wont be coming back tho, and when i see him again, well, take a guess what is going to happen....

the son of the bitch that lived there, had some reallllll fvcked up women and dudes coming over there, almost got into like 5 fights with them... every fvcking time the tucked tail and ran...

then apologized to me a few days later...

fake ass wannabe blood bitches....

There ain't no gangsters round here anymore. Muthaphuckers are as soft as baby chit nowadays.

I went to high school with a group of local dudes who were about that life though.
I went through the wrong neighborhood one night and was with my buddy. If it weren't for him being with me I would have been in big trouble. Real$hit.

When you're built like Mike Tyson, I sure as hell wouldn't mess with you.

there was a couple dudes that came around that i wouldnt have messed with, they were some rather large Samoans, but they werent friends of theirs, they were pimps and dealers...

the "friends" of his were bitches... hella neck tats, bandanas, ect, guys thought they were tough as sh!t...

then i came out...

Do you have any neck tats?

I was lucky because my buddy was cool with these 3 guys who were bout to try to whoop and rob us. Lol.. He had to let them know quick who we were. It was damn near pitch black outside.

I got a good one. One night I was cutting through these woods to get home and right when I was coming out of the entrance I see this flash and realized I just got clocked. I wasn't rocked so I went level 10 and pieced the [Bleeeeep!] out of dude. Once he went down his buddy wanted the smoke so I faked a body kick and came over with a right that landed flush on the jaw and he was snoring before he hit the ground. I had a sore jaw for a day but felt good about putting two goons to sleep.
I even told those boys, "sleep tight" while I walked away. They're lucky I wasn't old enough to own a gun. It was either them or me that night and it wasn't them.

Ya'll need better credit scores.

Hey man, that's something you're gonna have to figure out on your own.

Nah I'm good.

me? no, i dont have any tattoos, dont care to get any, id rather spend my money on fishing gear or guns...

anyways, it was people like this fvckin retard,




and this little bitch, likes to run his mouth to my girlfriend, and damn near got fvckin iced on a warm summer day



then this little faggot, i almost beat his bitch ass 3 times, motherfvcker would mug the sh!t out of me every time i would go outside, lawnwork, bbq, whatever... when i would look at him, he would be like WTF YOU LOOKIN AT... then id clown the fvck out of him in front of his friends and he usually just STFU and went back inside... after the 3rd time he apologized to me and didnt do it anymore... people tend to think twice when the other party you are trying to intimidate cant be intimidated...





then there was this little faggot, he popped off one day, well a year or so ago he got into an accident, and had to get reconstructive surgery, basically i told him if he kept his sh!t up, i was going to rip the rest of his fvckin face off... he left...

then a month or so later, i saw him in the store, and he had the balls to expose the grip of a pistol to me and Katie... bascially i gave him his chance to be an idiot...

he left....





this is the son in the green shirt... ive known him since i moved here... he had his kids taken by CPS 5 times, his ex is a fvckin junkie from hell, he one time pulled a shotgun on my trying to be funny, well he learned how funny i thought it was really quick.. he constantly used to tell me, and other people that he did 287 combat jumps in the US Army, and was sweeping mines a week after 9/11 in Afghanistan... problem with that, we havent done any combat jumps like that since Vietnam, and everyone knew he was lying... he never even passed boot camp, and was kicked out... i always would ask him where is DD-214s where and he would always say he lost them... well anyone that knows anything about the military, knows that those forms are some of the most important pieces of your life after the military...



there was a couple more, like one night Katie saw some car parked in the middle of the road right in front of our house... so i grabbed the night vision and was looking and there was a chick that had her head on the dash of the truck, watched her for about 2 minutes, and thought she was dead... then she lifts her head up, takes the rubber band off, and starts sucking the blood out of her arm... at that point i had had it, so i walked over there, the window was cracked, and i said roll the fuckin window down...

the dumb [Bleeeeep!] opened the door and slammed it into me, to which i kicked the fvckin thing shut and dented the fvck out of it, she rolled down the window and i said get the fvck out from in front of my house with that sh!t...

she spit on me...

it took a lot for me to not knock her fvcking teeth out for that, so i just shined my bright ass light in her face and blinded the fvck out of her, then they realized i had my pistol, and bolted like lightning....

then there was this fvck, parked in the same area, im out there watching, and forgot that the stupid night vision throws off a red glint for the UV needed to see... well he saw it and shined a light at me and immediately saw my pistol and was like "oh sh!t hes got a pistol", to which i said YEP... then he wanted to fight me, told me to put the gun away and come over there...

no problemo...

then my neighbor came out with his .45, and hes like "you called for backup", actually dumbfvck, i didnt call anyone... he kept barking, wouldnt do sh!t, i kept calling him a pussy ass slob and he wouldnt do anything...

then he gets in the car and is like "where gonna have some fun tonight", to which i responded, "if you make me come out of my house again, im coming out with a fvcking 12 gauge, well see whats up then"...

he left and never came back...




ive got more photos of other people, but thats enough for now...

fvck all of them, you wanna bring that sh!t around my family, and put them in danger, and talk sh!t to my girlfriend, well surprise motherfvcker, IM here now....

Them boys are 100lbs soaking wet..lol.
Easy work.
Fvckin junkies.

I thought I've seen it all until I saw the sagging carhartts.
What a douche waffle.

the first guy and the last guy are 6'1 and 6'3, little heavier than 100 lol...

you know what i look like, kinda at a slight disadvantage, but you are going to have to fvcking kill me, and im pretty sure that aint happening so im not worried...

the rest of em yeah, smaller guys... Sean, the son is about 160... idiot used to tell me he was a black belt in Aikido and would be out in the yard like a little anime character swinging sticks and sh!t around... he knew i would beat the brakes off his ass tho...

his mom would also tell us that she trained him in "Gung Fu", and would say it with a stupid accent... dumb bitch...

she also said she was in the military in Vietnam, and was a veteran...

so i know where her jack ass son learned it from...

Because, tweak.

Sounds like you got a couple of tweak-kwon-do black belts next door.
Savages...lol

Not that any of these fine outstanding citizens could afford an attorney, but LIBEL is the thing ya' know!

Evo, you may want to take those down or at least photoshop their faces. Just sayin' man.

Evo, have you tried taking any of those guys fishing?

See bent, I told you this would get some wings.
I love the topic title.

Right when things looked grim, the DS delivers....
SF

Stay tuned buddy.

i think they were pulling clothes out... these stupid fvcks would show up in like white shirts and jeans, go to the trunk, and pull out a bunch of red sh!t and put it on before going in the house... was the most retarded fvcking thing ive ever seen...

if you are going to be an OG Blood, be a blood everywhere, dont just do it when you go into some bitches house... fvcking pussies..

ride through Hilltop in that sh!t, dont be a bitch....

this was the 17 year old girl that they brought over there and were running trains on.... she was really pretty at first... about a month later she looked exactly like those pictures of before and after police drug photos... haggard as fvck...



we didnt know it, but they had 2 very very large gladiator pits in the house, one day im in here talking to you fvcks, and i hear these people screaming bloody murder like someone just got killed...

we go outside, and the mom in that picture, the one in front, is screaming her head off begging for help, for her little chiauhua dog... Katie, being an animal lover wanted to go help her which i told her do not leave the yard...

no one was helping the lady from inside the house either...

so i put some shoes on and went over there, her son came out and i told him "you know me and Sean have fvcking problems, but this is me not being an asshole" to which he nodded... so im trying to calm the dog down, and i turn to look at him, and the dog latched onto my hand HARD... well, having grown up around German Shephards that some were sold to police departments as K9s and Dobies, Rotts, ect, ive been bit before, and knew not to rip my hand away as it would cause tear wounds....

so for 30 seconds i gritted it out while this little fvck was clinching down on the meat between my thumb and finger... eventually it let go...

had to go to the hospital that night, and the dog died from its injuries...

when we got back, i was walking across the street after talking to the other neighbor, and i hear these footsteps rapidly approaching me from behind, im like 10 feet from my door in my yard, about 30 feet from the road, turn around and its the son of the lady whos dog died.... he is also the sister of the chick they were all fvckin...

anyways, im about ready to blast this fvcker, and he comes up and says "hey hey, i just wanted to thank you for your help, i really appreciate you helping my mom"...

was kinda shocked actually, just responded no problem bud, and told him that Sean was a piece of sh!t and he needed to stop hanging out with people like that before he fvcks his life up beyond repair...

he knew what i was saying, but i dont think he had the strength to actually do it... he shook his head but looked kinda defeated, like there was no way for him to change...

that kid and situation kinda bothered me, and im not sure what ever happened to him... he had a bunch of tats and gang sh!t too, but never fvcked with me, even when his friends were getting clowned on right in front of him....

Well,I'm intrigued thus far. I've learned...

Evo puts the fear of god into trailer park trash meth heads.

Spoonhead is built like Mike Tyson .

Where I live is pretty nice.

That's about all I've learned .

No, I just throw hammers like iron mike.

ask the PC Sheriffs office, they have about 400 pictures and 2 of my flash drives...

libel is lies, there are no lies here, and i could give 2 fvcks less...


there was also this guy named Casey a few years back, well he would sometimes come to the window at me room and try to smoke weed with us, never liked the guy, i locked the internet one day and he demanded that i unlock it, which i said we canceled...

i let him in my house one day, well i had a gas can that was stolen, and thought it was someone else, well this other idiot told him that i said it was him...

so this big fvck comes in and sits down and starts talking about it, and im like WTF...

then, he asks me if i want to go camping with him to a big party that weekend, to which i was like no... the stupid fvck had the balls to ask Katie if she wanted to go with him, and shes like eww no fvcking way... he yapped while walking out as i was telling him to get the fvck out of my house...

well a week later, CPS takes the kids from Sean, and it was because of him...

hes telling me all this bullsh!t and doesnt realize that i know how to do sh!t, and can find out any information i want about you...

so i did...

i paid for the fvcks court records which were the reason for the kids being taken...

a couple years before, him and his girlfriend, had her i think it was 2 kids, ages 4 and 7, have fvcking SEX with EACH OTHER, then had sex with THEM....

i printed out all the paper work, and put it on flash drives as well...

he used to do security for a fairly large underground music promotion company that goes all across the state and coast, and would be at shows with sometimes 18 and under crowds....

guess who never got to do any of that sh!t in this state anymore because of me?

fvckin putz moved to Idaho or some sh!t to get away from what was about to happen after i exposed his fvckin ass...


see some of you might run from problems like that... I WONT... ill end it...

Dude.....Evo is built like Tyson


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I'm shaking and about ready to vomit. I would just run faster than the next guy, problem solved

Lol..that first one was schaub..what a bum.

you are missing the point...

you cant run from problems and expect things to get better, sometimes you need to fix them yourself...

running and hiding wont save you from sh!t...

take for instance 3rd and Pine, you think everyone down there should just run away and leave the place void?

no, you rise up as a fvckin community and FIX it...

our neighborhood is great now, and the neighbors are very thankful for everything that i did...

now we can all live in peace together... like it should be...

my buddy Demico was on that TUF10, he actually lost to Shaub on the show and didnt get to advance...

was the same one with Kimbo, and he was good friends with him....

That sucks..lol

Who is Jumbo Slice? Sounds like some pornstar

yeah he made a mistake and got submitted...

fvck Shaub...

heres the sh!t...









i think he still trains, but doesnt fight anymore... he is a firefighter now....

I couldn't care less about these douchebags, but Libel is not just "lies" dude.

: a written or oral defamatory statement or representation that conveys an unjustly unfavorable impression.

Sheriff intel related to ongoing investigations is privileged and not public domain. While you are probably not, you could be ruining an active investigation besides being liable for libel.

I mean, you do you. You always have and always will. At least we can't add "legal wizard" to your never ending list of expertise.

LOL.. the only reason they even have any information is because of me...

and they never started an investigation, they pretty much didnt do sh!t...

but you go ahead and tell me whats going on in my life, as usual....

Lol, you struck gold bent.
I mean "we".

also, i never named names, so if they do find out, its because someone here told them, which would say what?

and just a heads up, i have all the legal resources i will ever need... whether it be a lawyer, judge, cop, whatever...

im good, thanks for your concern...

oh yeah Nick, just google it...


li·bel
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a published false statement that is damaging to a person's reputation; a written defamation.

Well,yeah.

Looks like the bites slowed down.
Bent, can we have a sneak peak at tomorrow's episode.

Remember kids, every vote matters.....Your vote in the "end of the world" pole, will ultimately have an impact on tomorrows episode of.......Days of Our Darkest Lives(DS edition)

*poll

Ohhhhhhhhhh NO YOU DONT!

This is a fishing website, with gay sexual connotation, therefore......it's POLE


GOT IT?

Is that the same pole I caught DanS smoking with the dude cheer squad?

If a cock isn't in your ass or in your mouth, it's on your mind, isn't it?

Always daydreaming about sucking cock and male cheerleaders. Do you live with your mom, too? Or are you like Frank - unmarried, no kids, and no evidence of your heterosexuality other than your big stories?

You're really fagging out the place lately. You should either try harder or just kill yourself.

Say "hi" to your mom for me.

Lol. I didn't mention any d!cks. But you bit my bait like a stocker trout.
I'm sure people have told you the same cause you like to talk about trumps d!ck so much.
Nice meltdown you little scrunt.

You kinda did though.

This thread is 5 stars... J F C...

Awww. Are your feelings hurt now, too? You and Emo seem like you could be brothers or something.

Poor guy.

Not surprising. Let me guess. Your cousin is a lawyer, your great uncle is a judge, and one of the neighbors in the trailer park knows a police officer? You also use to be friends with a guy who’s dad knows the governor?

Look who came runnin, Gilbert gump.
What a dunce.

Yeah Dan I'm torn up about it.
I could put a $hit covered cigarette butt on a hook and Dan would still take the bait.

Go back to your miserable life.

Is there a thread on the DS that doesn't eventually devolve to Evo telling us how fuckin amazing he is at everything, and knows everyone?

I'm with Steamer, this thread has legs.

Fish on...

Todd

Awww. Poor fella. Is your puffy little giner all sandy now? A little red, swollen, and drippy?

Nobody here believes you're the troller and not the trolled except you. The problem you're having is that you're too fuckin stupid to realize it. Just like always.

Piss off, loser.

Whatever, you're still a pussy.

Everything was fine and dandy until snowflake Dan had a meltdown cause he couldn't take a wittle joke.
It's alright little guy. Don't cry.

Oh yeah? Do you have a bunch of tough guy stories like your brother Evo? Or are you some well known fighter with actual accomplishments? No need to answer.



I own you, junior. You dance like a monkey on a string whenever I want you to. It's because you're stupid.

lol

Look at the little girl that started a kerfuffle and is now crying about the blowback.

You fuckin' pussy. Grow a pair, Nancy.

Thread has legs for sure. Just to be clear, I now get it. Evo is no fake ass wannabe. He is a genuine for real wannabe. I think I can finally understand why he lives in that sh!thole trailer park, aside from living rent free with his mother. He is surrounded by such low life human scum that he can experience that big fish in a small pond feeling. Even a dead beat can seem pretty special among the lowest life forms, what with all that drama. I've also never seen anyone who almost gets into so many fights as Evo, but doesn't have to fight cuz the other guys always back down. That's some damn tough trailer trash right there, truly the stuff of days of our darkest lives.

I thought I would share a story from my teenage years.
If you were in that situation you would have curled up like a bitch and let the boys have their way. " here guys, here's my lunch money. I don't know how to defend myself. I talk tough online to make it look like I do. I suck at fishing too. Just don't hurt me fellas".. lol I can hear it now.
You don't own [Bleeeeep!]. Especially not a scrunt like you.

Dan...flailing like a beached carp...lol

You're really struggling here, retard.

Maybe this place just isn't for a little bitch like you. Your brother Emo has the same struggle. Acts like a fuckin inbred retard and wonders why people give him a hard time for being an inbred retard.

Are you guys twins by any chance?

lol

Sure, kid.

Lol..the only one struggling here is you.
Go hang yourself loser.
I'd be upset too if I was hanksters love child.

Little fvckin snowflake has a meltdown cause someone made fun of him.

Looks like you're not cut out for this joint. See ya, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

I own you. This post proves it. Everything I say, you repeat - like a stupid mynah bird.

Move along little girl before I mock you a second time.

Dan, you're embarrassing yourself.
Re-read what you just wrote. Just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider. You deliver. Lol.what a fvckin dunce.

Somebody throw Dan the life ring. Lol

Fvck off, new fish. I have the title to your pathetic ass in my pocket. Because I own you. Anyone who isn't a retard sees it. Since you're retarded, you don't.



Now dance some more, little monkey. Dance!

lol

I got the number to a great couples counselor. Lovers often hit trying times, but with some hard work, patience and acceptance, you'll both be on your way to being closer, happier and healthier than ever before.

DON'T LET YOUR ROMANCE DIE ON THE VINE! FIGHT FOR IT! YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU BOTH!

Sure you do scrunt. Is that what your mommy tells you?
You don't have a title for $hit cause your a loser.

Keep Bitch.
Feel free to wave your flag, I'll take it easy on you.

Dumbest thing Evotard ever posted.....

Now THIS is a meltdown! Did you spit on your screen?

Does it make you mad that I control you like this? Maybe you should log out like your twin, Evo. He seems to get upset like you do. Must be genetic.

none of my stories are true... i make up everything... my name isnt even Nate...

^^ Is this you and Spoonfedhead in 1990?

no, spoon is like 5 10 205 ish...

that is my brother, who is 6'2 240 ish...

wanna meet him?

oh, and that was more like 1985 ish...

Those are some great pics Nate. Happy kids and good lookin' pups. I'd bet there was nothing in the world that those pups couldn't and wouldn't handle.

Maybe you should get another one and train it to kill anything with face and neck tats? Mail thieves and possums wouldn't stand a chance.

Spoons custom title has been appropriately updated.

Dan, you dont have to send me that 20 dolla, I did it for free.. On me bud.

those 3 werent even half....








that last one, Ingo, went on to the KC police department....

Got damn close, 200#

Ahhhhh, as the Days of Our Darkest Lives draws on, a new twist is evolving in this episode of, " the tallest midget." As the plot thickens and Pole numbers continue to evolve, our panel of experts will analyze just who is the weakest and most consumable character on the DS? As the old guard weakens and becomes suseptable to depredation from the more recent posters, let's take a look at the most recent individuals to be consumed..... If you paid attention yesterday you know that a prophesy has been fulfilled by Stam and Frank Dent being annihilated in the name of newly acquired but long standing poster AcidAngler.

So, where does that leave the rest of us? As we stand right now, we are divided into two groups. Tribal bands are starting to form and even the ones who consider themselves removed from this evolving human atrocity will find themselves partaking.....we are already seeing this play out.

Evo, under a tyranic and oppressive neighborhood regime has separated himself and risen to the occasion and granted peace and amnesty to a trailer park in need of a savior. He will be questioned, mocked, and persecuted here under such terms as Libel, cowardice, and deadbeat, however, how will this effect him? And will he stay true to himself?

Danny and Spoony, the rift goes way back. Spoony is crossing swords with an internet message board legend, with upwards of 100k + posts in his lifetime. There is not an insult that the diminutive albeit vocal Dan hasn't been confronted with, although as time goes on, he will continue to be tested by the young wolves. They are starting to pattern his daily post regime and starting to take advantage of the evening cocktail hour. How long can this savy veteran hang on......stay tuned

Hanker, as the new handles/monikers evolve, so does this crafty poster. His approach varies from day to day, but his fixation on a select few could come back to bite him, will he broaden out and take on the likes of NapD or maybe even DWatkins? It's been tested with some potential playback and it's something we will have to monitor.

The plot continues to thicken and is far from being over, stay tuned, and don't forget that we will be visited by a long time poster who shall remain nameless.

He's over-sharing again. That's ok. He's on a roll. Just go with it and let's see where it takes us next.

Sky-guy had to save Danny cause he was about to sink.
Danny always crying to a mod cause he can't take what he dishes out.
Typical b!tch.

Remember where you're at in the poll danny.
Big dogs eat and little crying puppies stay on the porch.

I just hope its fuzzy moon pics...

Weird thread.

Fish on...

Todd

And what is the deal with the dog pics? I mean, I like dogs, and kids with dogs is one of the coolest things, but I am not sure where they fit in or why they are here.

Fish on...

Todd

Yer' really coming into your own Bently. Like a young flower that's just starting to find herself and open up to this crazy world. I believe you've found your special purpose and that is a beautiful thing.

Danny has folded under me numerous times. He's a puss not a legend.
I will go down in the books. Mark my words

To demonstrate expertise and truthiness. Duh.

how about the sun?



fireworks?



nah?

moon it is...

I guess when you dont have a life or anything better to do (like take pictures of your meth-head speedmullet neighbors), you respond to insults on the DS.

Sky-guy your daddy Dan?

Hey NapD.....Between you and Toff, who plays the dominant male?

I gathered that already.

Not gonna respond to your sexual fantasies....wrong web page pal.

ill respond to an insult in an abortion clinic parking lot...

or a Jiffy Lube...

even a McDonalds play area, where alot of you guys frequent....

You thought of it. Solid work?

You should really get all that redness looked by a doctor, or Evotard since he sleeps in the top bunk above you every night and probably gave it to you in one of his “experiments”.

Its a common trait for narcissists to blame others for what they do themselves.... & a quick glance at all your posts says it all. Time for multiple trips to the therapist Spoon

It's a tag team effort when we run train on the likes of you. Choo Choo! All aboard! Next stop....Poundtown.

i sleep next to an attractive female every night...

something you will never know anything about ya fvckin lurch...

oh, that and 2 pistols, the 12 gauge is around the corner....

I got it from your mom.
SIt down loser.

Keep sticking up for Dan.
Go look at his posts from when hankster was around, then get back to me.

Hol up. Back it the fvck up. WHAT? WHAT THE WHAT?

Saying you got narcassism from my mom gives a peek into your brain no one needed, your a fuxking idiot to think its transmissable.

thats tru only for those goopy sores in your pants...

anyways, taking Katie to the gun range...

come see how sh!tty i shoot...

just a heads up, you will be on a military base, so ya better act right...

An ad hominem attack, interesting...... Wonder what that means? lol

Lol.. Look at who it was too.
solid work again. It makes sense cause you and Dan are soggy bottom brothers.

Total Weak sauce. It isnt even fun insulting you, guess I'll stick with evo


Total Weak sauce. It isnt even fun insulting you, guess I'll stick with evo

Anybody here have a neck tat?

I got a title for you.
"Dans fluffier boi"

Did you look into the whole Dan and hankster insult battle?
If not. Sit down.

You can Change my title back too, cause he doesn't own $hit if you gotta fluff for him.

I just voted for you in the biggest bitch of the DS thread.

nah, but i got a 2 inch scar on my eyebrow...

and one on my chin...

and a 4 incher on my leg...

Says the bitch who logged off right away.

Looks like dans cheerleaders he's always talking about are out in full force today.

Present an actual argument replete with facts and I'll take it down too. Until then, I only have your character to work with and that ain't much.

Listen Son, I can continue busting you up all day long. It requires no effort from my side, but I can see you're struggling mightily. Maybe you should just take your spanking and go whimper in the corner for a bit?

Like clubbing baby seals, I get no pleasure or satisfaction from any of this. It's just a job that needs to be done and I packed a lunch.

My job here is done for today..lol

-wiping my hands-

Everything I had talked about above is starting to happen

Looks like the veteran threw the towel..lol

This right here, is why you are in the hunt for "most likely to be consumed" You keep telling yourself how well you're doing, meanwhile, the alphas like me, smell blood in the water.....and no, I don't have a neck tat

Nah, it ain't over for him. He's got his boys in here to soften you up a little, then he will be back with vengeance

Lol bent metal calling himself an alpha.


Weird thread indeed.

So yeah, if you have to call yourself an Alpha, you're not really an Alpha, but I wouldn't expect you to know that Bently. The only blood in the water here is leaking from your sandy she-vag, so best stay on the beach with the other ladies.

But, yeah, I'm doing great and thanks for asking! I just got a small, unexpected 5% raise this morning just for being me. Being me is a lot of fun. Take notes Bently.

You gotta be kidding. Are you blind?
Who's still here?
Bring it on.
Remember when the end of the world is here I'll be left alone while the rest of you are dinner. Check the poll if there are any doubts as of now.

5% raise, how special. Now get back to work beta boy. Guess what the alphas are doing?.......yeah, giving 5% raises to you

@ Spoon, thanks for that....there is nothing funnier than an internet tough guy puffing his chest online..

Meh, no neck tat

I don’t know what you mean about “logged off”....

You seem mad. You are not winning anything.

You know it's a good thread when TWO of the worthless Mods here on PP chime in!

Gonna bump this one up to at least a 5-star rating! Good work, Bent! I approve.

Good to see you posting a few there, Sky-Guy!

Is that your boy?
You feed him inner tubes for dinner?

Of course you dont.
It will click one day.

Lol... It was good until Danny had a meltdown.

Cherry*

Is everyone enjoying my little dancing monkey? Little fvcker is dancing up a storm.

Now he's flailing around throwing his monkey sh!t just like I told his bitch ass to do.

I leave for a minute, and he practically had a stroke.

I guess I'd be mad too if I let someone own me like that.