Nice

lol

I think Evo woke up on a much better side of the bed yesterday. The day before? Eh....not so much.

I think Evo makes more jokes around here than most people realize, considering his rep and also that the jokes aren't very funny. He's trying though and gets awarded some points for that!

I'm not an expert on comedy..

Evo and Parker are actually the same person.

Notice how Parker disappeared and now this elparquito is limping around.

(Rich told me)

We'll add that to the list.

See? This is funny. Instead of melting down, you laughed and poked fun at yourself. Good on' ya!

Can't be. I don't have any moon photos, and have nothing against opossums and really like IPA's.

Besides, my kat is way fvcking cooler than Evo's pussy. 100% pure bread Maine Coone.



God damn kats.....

what a loaf...

I've heard about Parkster and Hank training cats.

Paker - you have a gigantic ginger pussy. Kool Kat!

I'm deathly allergic, otherwise I'd have my own. It would have to be an outdoor cat, which is not great for local wildlife or for lasting very long out in the country. Always wanted a massive Maine Coon or Norwegian Forest cat. Cool animals, but expensive to just shove em' outside. I'd take a cheap barn cat or two though. Moles have done a number to my yard this year.

The chit that poor kat has slept through.

You know who has a great looking, but teeny tiny hairy black pussy? Tood. We need some pics of Leon the Destroyer. 1.5 pounds soaking wet death machine. She brings Tood her kill presents because she thinks he can't properly hunt for himself. She's not wrong.

I thought Chloroform was poisonous to Kats?

Lol

It's all making sense now.
Kat owners.

Speaks volumes.

He's not allowed in my room. He can't get access to the roofies. Can't vouche for what he's heard and seen coming out of the room, though.

He and his sister are indoor/outdoor kats. Be free to poop in the neighbors yard.

He and his sister are killers. Sorry local wildlife. If you go extinct, it's my fault.

Those two pussies likes to bring live birds, mice, rats and rabbits in the house for me. Apparently, by the looks he gives me, I suck at hunting and therefore he must show me how.

(Driftin' nods his head in approval).

Fvckin' kats.....

Fvckin' irresponsible kat owners......



Sometimes, I have a shaved ginger pussy. Oddly enough, the pussy doesn't seem to mind it. Actually kinda likes to be shaved.

The day after he got shaved, he walked over to the local elementary school with me and quickly attracted a gathering of curious school children waiting to go to class. One of the kids looked at him and said:

"What the heck is that? Is that a kangaroo????"







PS. He is kool. I did train him to fist bump.....

PP Deathmatch 2020 has devolved into a cat fight.

Best hairball wins the next round.

I imagine the hunting is fairly easy in Seattle....even for a lefty kat.

The last thing the prey up there would be expecting is a level headed killer.
Lot's of soft targets to victimize.

I guess that's why so many here are cheering for Nick.
Eventually he will bring something in the house too.

Boy this thread fagged out in a hurry...