F it. 1,000 dollars for it to even happen. I’m a man of my word. If I can make it up there I’ll be in elmos corner.

Spider Pokers really seem to be layin it down over this fight.

In the words of Hank's cat never trust anyone that asks if they can be Frank with you.

Wonderful thread, one or even two of you talented individuals should set this thread to music, call it "The Ballad of ButterBean"

This training video just in from one of the camps.

Fish on...

Todd

"You dirty mothafvcka"....



'They Live' is like, one of the greatest movies of all time.

If we could somehow get a Evo v. Beezus bout that came anywhere near the quality of that fight scene, I will personally host it on my property and provide concessions.

legendary

Viewing this thread from the cheap seats, I'm a guessing it gonna go down something like this:


Cage fight to the bloody end

Pretty much!

Yap. Yap. Bark. Bark.

Hey Beezy - how's the training going, man? You know I'm fixin' to bet big on you in the battle royale', so make sure you stay focused.

My old man went to UI Champaign as well, and was there before the Dick Butkus and Jim Grabowski duo were at UI. I figure if your old man played OL there, he taught you how to be tough.

I don't think Evo has been training. I don't think he's taking this seriously at all.

I don't think Evo could train his way out of a wet paper sack...if his ass ever had to cash the checks his big mouth writes, he would get lit up like a Christmas tree.

Fish on...

Todd

I'm thinking in case Evo chickens out we gotta come up with the undercard.

Spoonhead vs War Paint

Reeferskunk vs Dwatkins

Dan S. vs Sol Duc

Todd vs the Mod ( Paker) in a loser leaves town match

I'll referee. WDFW can be the ring announcer. For ring girls we will hire some skanks from Poulsbo.

Will Copalis Cabinets sponsor the event?

That cabinet job story was one of the all time classics. Duc, did you ever get paid on that one?

Yeah, once she sold her Town House a year later she paid me, and also gave me a 100.00 gift card for Starbucks.

Yes.

Evo will not chicken out. He is going to hit the gym hard. Those flabby arms will be machine guns in a month flat!

My kids got a big kick out of the cripple fight and Steve Erwin chit.

Me?

I just had to ride my 10 year old daughter's bike for 5 miles on the local trail because she decided to ride my mountain bike. All the yuppies that gave me the look can fuuck right off!
I feel like my a$$ had a cage match with the seat and my knees have been kicked repeatedly.

Just figured I would let you guys know because I hear most of you dudes here are into a$$ pain.

Be smart with your training choices.

Just tell everyone you need a girl's bike frame for top bar clearance due to your giant balls and dong. That's what I do.

$10 says your wife or daughter catches you riding that bike down the street in the very near future. It's ok to admit it's awoken something in you. Run with it and see where it takes you.