If I ever figure out what a Kraken is, I might someday watch a Kraken hockey game. Might, being the operative word.
I know this is probably sarcasm, which you claim not to use anymore but,
"The kraken is a legendary sea monster of gigantic size and cephalopod-like appearance in Scandinavian folklore ... authors over the years have postulated that the legend may have originated from sightings of giant squids ... the English word kraken is taken from the modern Scandinavian languages, originating from the Old Norse word
kraki. In both Norwegian and Swedish,
Kraken is the definite form of
krake, a word designating an unhealthy animal or something twisted (cognate with the English crook and crank). In modern German,
Krake (plural and oblique cases of the singular:
Kraken) means octopus, but can also refer to the legendary kraken.
Kraken is also an old Norwegian word for octopus." -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraken 
The Kraken is also something you release when you want to pwn someone.
Kind of like how I just released the Kraken on you, you old crank.
I'm going to watch a game just so I can see some hockey fights and then I can yell from the stands, "release the Kraken!" Then I'm going to open a bottle of Kraken rum, take a swig and throw the rest of the bottle onto the ice. Maybe, I'll throw a chair or something too. All while wearing a Kraken shirt so people will go 'damn these obnoxious Kraken fans.' It's going to be great.
