if ya don't mind ? whats your # on your boat..... i'd mutch rather pull anchor and move as to share quality time next to A$$holes like told in the above dream of a guy at home watching TNN

King of Self........
I laughed myself to tears in reading your short story. I love stuff like this. I'm an old fart and can take the serious fisherman along with the good time fisherman. Sure there is a bit of immaturity involved in having some fun with the bankies but sounds like you guys really enjoyed yourselves. I'm envious..........

It is good to see the Northwest still has a couple of guys who can tear it up with the best of 'em. To me, any fishing trip that does not involve some whorin', some drinkin', a lack of sleep, 5-6 cans of jib, a little good natured ribbing of the bankies and oh yeah, a few fish caught, is not worth telling. I don't know if you two are the coolest people on the river or not, but I would pay real money to spend the day on the Columbia with you while the fishing sophisticates preen themselves and discuss the finer points of being boring. I don't fish the Columbia, and expect you are full of sh__ when you say you caught THAT many fish, but you caught enough to get the bankies upset, and when you do that, that is well, just good fun.

Busted a gut, almost peed myself. You are beautiful, and way too cool. Some day we need to fish together, as I probably have never met anyone cooler than you guys. I love it.

Almost beleivable.... to bad you said you were in a Bayliner of all things... Just how may fish wrapped up around the fenders hanging over the side

Oh yeah, I saw you guys. Aren't you the one who hooked yourself in the a*s with a 2/0 Gatzugotme right after you pis*ed on yourself facing the wind? Of course that was before you anchor fouled the guys down river while chasing that trophy 20# stickfish. hah ha.. you sure was entertaining!

Good BS story though!

Ouch, good one!!