A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into the bar and sees a grizzled old fisherman, crying into his beer. Curious the young man sits down and says, “Hey old timer why the long face?”

The old man looks up at him and points out the window, “See that dock out there? I built it with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dockbuilder? No, no”

The old man continued, “and you see that ship out there? I’ve been fishing these waters going on 35 years! But do they call me Simon the Fisherman? No, No”

The old man starts to cry again, “But you [Bleeeeep!] one goat…..”

Sound Familiar "GotarBoy" ...Os

Eat My Oarspray!!!!!!!!!!! :p

umm that wasn't funny... :p :p :p