Can you all keep your eyes open for my hubby? Last seen about two weeks ago around 4:00 AM headed out the door, fishingrod in one hand, chest waders in the other, gleam in his eyes. (This was after being woken several times during the night to him yelling "FISH ON".) If you see him, you will know him on sight. By now he would have a two-week growth of beard, wearing a green flannel shirt (with ketchup stains), most likely has a "unique" aroma about him...possibly flies circling his head, filson hat, wild look in his eyes, and yelling "FISH ON". May be munching on AM/PM food (he may have put on weight, I am not the best cook). I know he is still around somewhere. The fish smoker keeps calling saying more of his fish is ready to pick up. (I swear I have rolled over at night and bumped into him, but come morning the bed is empty and mysteriously there are salmon eggs in the kitchen sink.) So, if you see him out there just tell him his wife is counting down the days until ALL the runs are over.

Deer FishinWider,

My deepist regrets fer yer missn hubby. Ahm shore he will shew up when he gits a little short on cash. I thinks it shuld be sometime this week kaus I sees him scroungin round pickin up korkies n yarn frum off'n the beech last nite somewhers rounbout ten o'clock.

Anyways he shore was in bad shape! Thet green shirt, well less jest say it aint green no more! As fer his hat, well he ate thet dang thing last week! Yess mam' he duz have one heck of a beard goin to. An most of the flies n skeeters ar leavin him purty much to his self kauz he stinks so much. WHEW! Fact is I has to fish upwind frum him kauz he stinks sew much. Thet hook set an the wild FISHON! screech he hollers out well he's jest got me plain skeard! I axed if he wuz goin home soon n he keeps mumblin sumthin bout jess one more kast n then he jess runz off down the river skreechin FISHON! FISHCOMINDOWN! FISHON!

My kondolances to u in yer deep greef!

Gramps

[ 08-28-2001: Message edited by: SkaGuy ]

This guy may be a new secret weapon for keeping the Quilcene snaggers from crowding us! :p Oh, I forgot that some of us already meet this guys description. I don't think I ate a solid meal for the 4 days in row or payed attention to anything else in the world(girlfriend, dog, bills). Lord almighty my neoprenes are nearly toxic from going on 7 day old blood and slime. Ooh maybe I'm the new secret weapon! May have to change my moniker to DeadGooose!

Have you checked the crack house or Deja Vu?
Peace Superfly

So I'm assuming this means you're single now and lookin' for a stud, FishinWidow?! J/K

The missing husband has returned long enough to eat, shower, put on clean clothes, and grab a jar of peanut butter! Heading out the door he was mumbling sportco and something about needing supplies.

PS He took the dog with him. Is this a good sign or not?

Very good sign for dog,
bad for grouse.

John
Shoreline