How's it coming along? Just curious when it'll be for sale.

He has sold the movie right to it and my character will be played by either Harrison Ford or Kevin Costner. RT will be played by Drew Carey or the gal who plays Mimi on the Drew Carey Show. Osprey will will played by Calvert DeForrest of the Letterman show and Yall will be played by the dude who played Ebb on Green Acres.

KB,

I am half way thru an entire re-write of my book, with both lots of editing and new updated info (from field testing results, etc.). It will be called The REEL TRUTH still. Thanks for asking. My broken tailbone has slowed me way down though. I should have the re-written manuscript done and copywrited within a few weeks - possibly a little longer if the injury is slower to heal than expected (and if I take longer breaks to post on here ). Then it takes the publisher (likely to be Amato Books) 6 months to get it to market.

A movie Stew? Ya, sure. And I will be portrayed by Kevin Sorbo, George Clooney, or ... ah, let's see ... maybe Kevin "too much" Bacon. You will be played by Danny DeVito. Os will be played by Richard Simmons . 'Yall played by his choice of Tom Cruise or Brad Pit so he won't complain. Jennie played by Lucille Ball, if they can wake "Lucy" from the dirt nap. Everyone else can play with themselves, unless they prefer an actor.

RT, in that case, I'd prefer Charlize Theron. Send her to my trailer on set. It's the one with the big confederate flag, bug zapper, and the numbers 69 painted on the door. Hey, that's the number assigned by the lot director.

Hey RT, no complaining as long as I still get my % on the toy rights, and I'm locked in for the summer sequel.

It's a good thing Stew and RT aren't playing them selves.
since they say the Camera adds 20 lbs to ya.
I'd have to get a big screen just to see you two yahoo's

for my roll how about Jessica Alba......that way I could just play with myself ...Os

is this the same reeltruth that writes for sts ?, if so it was a great artical in the last issue.

RT i(??), Good to hear about the book. Calculating that seems like it might be out next May. I'll reserve my copy right now. Sorry to hear about your injury-hope ya get better soon.

Yall, notice my signature on the bottom of my posts. This is something Charlize unfortunately lacks. What's the matter with you lately-you've been acting so strange? Now Alba's more like it. She's got the goods.

Aunty and KB, I love BMW's and can't afford one; so I put the 'i' in my moniker to remind me of the new BMW 330i, 540i, and 750i. I can't think of any other reason - printable anyway. Oh ya, another thing is I tried to change it and the software in the profile only had let me try out a couple new ones and stuck me with that dang i. It wouldn't allow me to change it again a third time. Maybe it's set up to penalize those who choose lame monikers? Look around at some of them and they lend credence to that theory. Maybe I will try changing it again to see if the software is asleep.

Bigfish', I have a regular column now in STS magazine called The Reel Truth. Thanks much for your nice comments.

[ 10-29-2001: Message edited by: RT i ]

I'll disagree here. This is NOT the same RT that writes the columns in STS magazine. That one has to go through a copy editor at least once before it makes it to print.

This one is more like the Jerry Springer "Too Hot for TV" version of RT.

Dave, there's a 3rd RT too - the one out in the boat. I read in another thread you are Os's bro? If so, you wouldn't be offended by anything I said or did out in the boat.

RT

Hey Krome Charlize and Ashley are mine!!! Hey I did share a plane ride back from Dallas/Forth Worth with Ashley and her little runt race car driver boyfriend. I missed my connection coming from Orlando and the only seat they had left on the later flight was a first class seat! Jack Daniels and Ashley Judd she is even more beautiful in person. In fact Aunty M's part in the RT movie should be played by her.

Ya know RT, one thing you might want to leave out of that book is your DMSO testing. Especially with this quote from the topic "Huge hatchery silver!':

"Hey, you knockin our sheep and goats man? Don't be knockin em until you try em..." -RT

You do know that DMSO takes whatever is on your skin into your blood stream, right? AND... that it is used to attract fish NOT sheep?!?

Is this why your actin' so weird? You also might want to tell Hey Yall!

Matt