#124819 - 10/29/01 09:50 PM
Use the porta johns, not the parking lots.
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Next time your out on the OP or anywhere for that matter and you have to take a dump dont do it in a parking area.
Last year in about mid January my cousin and I went to Tumbleing Rappids Park on the Sol Duc. This time of year the park is closed and you have to park at the entrance. Well to make a long story short I was the passanger and when I got out of the truck I could smell sh!t, well I looked down and I was standing in a big pile of human sh!t. I could tell it was human cause it had undigested corn in it.
Somebody took a dump right where you would get out of your rig and I stepped in it. If I ever find out who did it and I never will Ill break into your rig and take a sh!t on the front seat.
With Winter Steelhead season on its way I just thought id give everybody a tip. If you step in sombody elses sh!t it will ruin your day, it did mine.
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#124821 - 10/29/01 10:51 PM
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I know knowone would never admit they did that, im just telling people to not do it agian. People should just have a little more respect, if there isnt an out house near by atleast go 10 feet into the woods or somthin. It happened almost a year and Im still pissed off about it.
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#124824 - 10/29/01 11:38 PM
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You bet your arss I look where I step now. Id advise everyone else to do the same. too many Filthy Animals call themselves fisherman.
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#124826 - 10/29/01 11:50 PM
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Ca'mon Auntym, Im not saying anybody from this board is a roadsh!ter. Im just giving them a heads up so it dosent happen to them too.
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#124828 - 10/30/01 12:26 AM
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.
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I am literally laughing out loud right now!  RICH, that story was hilarious.....sorry you had to be the one to find the work of the "idiot ****ter". "Undigested corn!".......laughing again!  Sorry, RICH.
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#124829 - 10/30/01 12:40 AM
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 08/04/99
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And that, Grasshopper, is how the boot scootin' boogie began...  Might not have been corn, Rich, might have been maize. In that case, you're talkin' treaty rights and usual and accustomed places. That's a sticky subject, and I'd tread lightly if I were you...  [ 10-29-2001: Message edited by: CedarR ]
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#124830 - 10/30/01 12:45 AM
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As Rodney Dangerfield said..."you have to look out for number 1, but be careful not to step in number 2"
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#124831 - 10/30/01 01:09 AM
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Dang, that corn is the perfect veggie. Goes in corn and comes out corn. Imagine that?
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#124834 - 10/30/01 01:58 AM
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Oh this sucks again! There goes the torn rib cartilage again! While we're on the subject any of you hear of the Cracker tossed an M80 into one of those WDFW vault toilets...you know the ones...built like a bomb shelter. Stayed around in the door to observe and left his shadow on the wall. True story...I wouldn't lie. Seriously...this stuff hurts like corn filled sh@t! I know "don't click o it if you don't want to know." Gooose 
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#124835 - 10/30/01 02:05 AM
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LOL - funny thread! Hey Rich, you must be really po'd to post about that almost a year later. And Aunty, "pooper terrorists" - lol! ... Hey that's it. We should load huge C130's full of raw sewage from N.Y. and dump hords of planeloads of it all over the Taliban and areas that 'Oslama Been Plottin' may be hidding out. Just bury them in it!!! With all supply routes cut off soon they might have to eat it to survive, and we could drop leaflets saying compliments of NYC and terrorists eat sh!t. ha ha ha 
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#124836 - 10/30/01 02:06 AM
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Registered: 10/24/01
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You are right, absolutely no respect. Happened to day on Sky, a guy (adult) turned around from where he was casting and started to tap his kidney right near few bag and backpacks. Another 10 Yds and he would have been in the woods. The guy who owned one of the bags came and picked it up and gave him a dirty look. If he was a kid I would have reminded him but I figured if he hasn't learned by now he never will.
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#124837 - 10/30/01 02:28 AM
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Ok,,, first you call me a Moron then you say I cant spell. Well I dont care, I may not be the worlds best speller but Im not stupid. Most of my spelling errors are because Im lazy and dont care. But your not the first person that said I cant spell. You know the funny thing is that Einglish was my best subject in High School. I do a ton of paperwork in my job and believe me you wont find any spelling errors.
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#124838 - 10/30/01 02:50 AM
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Periwinkle, If you have a problem with the way I spell and think im an idiot, then dont bother reading my post's, If I want to mis spell words and use improper grammer then thats my buis, this is a public forum and untill Bob says you have to spell check Im not going to bother, I just dont have the time. Anyways this is about fishing not Einglish.
What you wrote was'nt very nice.
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#124839 - 10/30/01 03:05 AM
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I've always liked your posts Rich. Don't let that unnecessary lame 'peri' flame bother you at all. Does anyone recall the name of Hey_Yall's famous really funny outhouse thread? Sounded something like 'Would you use this ...' or the like. If anyhone can remember it and find it with the search feature and bring it back up top, that would be cool.  Edit: I found it and brought back the infamous "HEY, How Many People ....." thread by Hey_Yall Watch This (Mike). Hilarious! Geez, I hope that's cool.  [ 10-30-2001: Message edited by: RT i ]
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