Ah ha! RT, you spelled a word wrong! I think?



I believe you meant to say, "Now you can get emu meat close to the price of turkey." Right? Ah dangit, too late, the contest's already over...

RT Just what I was afraid of! Emu oil as a cure all? You feeding them things sardines and Pro Glo
red coloring agent? Is this the next horizon in egg cures?

Gooose

RT- Likes EMU'S How about a TIMBER in your ark...A little Timber is a must!!!!!could not be replaced!!!

Reel TimberMan my Ark definitely needs Timber! Wouldn't be without it. Need someone to sort the "culls"out. Plus we're gonna need a new saw as that poor old Stihl 041 is still floatin around out there buried in that cedar. Hey don't really want the saw back guys as we've had a love/hate relationship for 18 years....but do want that wood back! Question is RT's Emu's gonna taste like sardines and what abouy all that MSG?

Gooose

I haven't eaten any emu - per say. I'm just the messenger, reporting about the apparent great taste of emu breasts and legs. It's not my fault if you guys don't know any better than to leave the feathers on when munching on one.

BTW, you did notice after TM read about emus on Gooose's Ark that he then said it also needs a little Timber. The emus might get a little 'Timber' alright.

In all seriousness Gooose, which women do you plan on taking into your ark when the OP floods completely over - inquiring minds must know. DON'T tell them TM may be on board.

You're just setting yourself up there, buddy. No comments here. I'm restraining myself.

BTW, IMO, you should change your moniker back to just RT. Easier for newcomers to recognize you from STS and faster to type, too. I know you're drooling about the BMW's was it? But you know you can't afford one of those until after your book's out now don't you?

RT welcome back. I was just concerned about you experimenting . I ain't touching the stuff KB brought up...well maybe. As for women my list is short:

Heidi: Assistant Engineer

Angelica Bridges: Once married to a redhead...they're something else

Denise Richards: Miss Popularity

Mrs. Gooose: I'm still lookin

No need to warn them about TM as he can invite his own lady guests...and I sure ain't gonna get in a bull elk fight with that guy! Course Mrs. TM will be watchin over him.

Gooose :p

Hey Goose, been kicking any knot holes latley? :p

Fishhead5

Thanks for the reminder FishHead5....add Jane to the list.

Gooose

Goose, why would you kick a knothole anyway???

Fishhead5

Oh Sh@!t you got me dude! I'd be checkin for squirrels. But I ain't allowin but two of them "Norwegian Cougars" on board and TM is in charge of controlling their behaviour. So if I got to kick knot holes everytime I'll have to have a discussion with him
about maintaining proper behaviour amongst the passengers. Not looking forward to that discussion ! Realize this thing ain't gonna have many if any knot wholes as it's gonna be all old growth. That'll probally get me more sh@!t huh? Can't we pick on KB's D**k float thread? Okay have at me dudes....I know when I'm dead meat! Help!

Gooose

You must be Canadian, eh? :p

Hey seriously though, Canadians are cool.

Oh, I don't think anybody's goin' back to my d*ck thread again. Ah, crap, I just seen it a ways above this thread. I'm going there to read the smack talkin' right now! This aint gonna be pretty.

Gooose if Heidi is your Engineer that would make me the caboose!

FJ...out.

KB hey if you'd just quit usin the word d#ck maybe they'll go away....oops sorry guy ! I promise not to use the word d#ck ever again....Dang it just won't go away.

FJ if you want on board you need to provide vittles...Whitetail(corn fed) sounds excellent. I got elk and squirrel(also known as Norwegian Cougar). Don't know what TM is bringing....and I'm not sure about them Emu's? Have a hunch if RT sends them their gonna taste like sardines, vanilla powder, and the meats going to be flourescent red. Have to wonder what that ProGlo color is going to do to....oops...I ain't going there!

FishOn eh!
Gooose

FJ, you're going to be the caboose? I'm sure as all get out not going to take the bait on that one

I'm talking Heidi's caboose here. Gooose is trying to steal her away from one of my previous posts.
Hands off pal

Gooose, I got the bacon!

FJ...out.

FJ can't blame I guy for trying . New question for everyone? I'm trying to decide between sled, drift boat or cataraft design. Any ideas?

Gooose