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"Skewl Sucks, lets all go fishin'!"

Matt

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> >
> >
> > > Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
> > > relationships." --- Sharon Stone
> > >
> > > "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's
reading."
> > > ---Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
> > >
> > > Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
> > > Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." --- Tiger
Woods
> > >
> > > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****." ---
Jack
> > > Nicholson
> > >
> > > "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but
> >he
> > > never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --- Barbara Bush
> >(Former
> > > US First Lady ... and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
> > >
> > > "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
> >genitals
> > > through his wallet." --- Robin Williams
> > >
> > > "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
> >only
> > > time of the month that I can be myself." --- Roseanne
> > >
> > > Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --- Billy
> >Crystal
> > >
> > > "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
> >undressing
> > > in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They
> >say
> > > that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
> >grateful." ---
> > > Robert De Niro
> > >
> > > "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> > > having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
> > > swelling. So what's the problem?" --- Dustin Hoffman
> > >
> > > "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think: ''I
> >know
> > > what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.' --- Jerry Seinfeld
> > >
> > > "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
> >like
> > > and just give her a house." --- Rod Stewart
> > >
> > > See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
> >enough
> > > blood to run one at a time." --- Robin Williams

Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

Life is sexually transmitted

Half the people you know are below average.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.


POS Clerk

One quote I keep hearing from my wife that is getting louder within my ears:

"For every hour you waste on that darn computer is one less hour for spending on your business and home projects!" - Touche'

See ya around, but not quite a often.

RT

WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T FISH!!!