Crap my fishin buds took the mornin off to fish the west end and came back with tales of everything being blown including the straits rivers! Looks like everything else will be out with this rain . Maybe I should start back working on my Ar....hmmmm....nahh...I'm gonna just rig up the plunkin gear and fish off the porch .

BTW I hope I didn't give out any zipperlip info by saying the rivers are blown...if I did please forgive me? :p

PWV
JV
HCJV

gooose

So, where exactly is your porch? Unless that's a zipperlip too...

The pond at the sportmans show isn't blown. I heard Tyler's been limiting out!

fished the pond yesterday with my 6 year old son.water conditions were perfect.nice weather in there.pretty good bite all day fish on.scott

Yeah, they were sure hungry! My 3 yr old daughter, handling a cane pole for the first time, got some real nice action on that egg...trout came out of the water after it! She's already schooling the old man!

Nets were out in the pond last night, not a fish to be had this morning.

I'm sneaking a prawn in a ZipLoc bag into the show this year for my boy. I want one of the big-uns this year. Supposedly you don't have to batter those fish, as with all the corn meal that they eat they pretty much come pre-battered.

Yah, wait till this weekend the smell of the pond water will drive away!

G-Man
Whats wrong with limiting at the pond? I passed for 12!
Tyler
P.S. G-man i scored today!

Ah Gooose come on tell us the story of your Ark I loved that thread,you hadd everyone on the job Cracking Up.

hey so where were the cougars at this pond!

Tyler, heard you got one a jig. I didn't know that they allowed that method on the pond.

FJ...out.

Oh Aunty, I thought that gif was for a guy getting mad. But I checked the 'properties' for it and it turns out to be a 'bad burrito' stomach problem for Gooose. lol Hey Gooose, give us the lowdown on your prospective pairing of animals, fish, and people that you are taking on your ark. It goes without saying that you will pair a female orangutan with Osprey? But what else you got in mind?

Well that 2nd gully washer as you all should remember washed that big'ol cedar and my dead hung stihl down the driveway overnite. It's still out there in the Canal....I'd like the log back....keep the stihl...if anyone finds it. I was at least gonna get a lifetime of wood floats out of it.

Crew at the time of loss was myself(Skipper), Timberman(in charge of keeping order and food/boooze and the 5x5 bull elk), Fish4Steel(Chief in Charge of Rowers), Fish Jesus(Chief Engineer and Reverend), I think Mrs. Timberman was comin too(assigned to keep TM in order), and various other female crew(I can't play the Big Herd Bull on that anymore due to Aunties reference ). Did I forget anyone? Hmmmm? Oh almost forgot WhiteDog and his female black Lab friend...sorry bout that bud.

Again as you all should remember this was a nontraditional Ark. Not pairs of animals but herds, flocks, schools, etc.....mainly based on edibility. 5x5 Bull, lead cow and about 40 head of elk, half dozen deer, grouse, mallards, honkers, steelies, piggy silvers ad nauseum. Oh almost forgot the Emu! Don't see much use in that orangutang.

The Ark is one of those part time projects now depending on what someone let's me get away with.

gooose

As the Chief Engineer and Reverend I would like to issue the following public statement.

As we are all puzzled with regards to her whereabouts be confident in knowing that...

"She was blessed with the ability to stay afloat"

FJ...out.

Crap...forgot my good friend Marsha and her brand new halibut gettin machine . Sorry AuntyM btw has that thing been launched yet and if so has it gotten blood in the scuppers. AuntyM...in charge of fresh Halibut provisions...
and backing up Mrs. TM.

FJ...thank you for the blessing.

gooose

I'll take charge of the booze but don't expect much left after a day Keeping order!NOT!! I like reakin havoc

Mrs TM- If I gotta bring her you can scratch the 2 items above out No booze no reakin havoc!

She might let me take on the bull elk though! then she wouldnt have to watch over me! Then again ya never know!!! Took on a few trees in my day and won TM out and packin.

I think maybe you should switch from an ark to a sled!There is three rigs up on walker mt. that thought they were sleds!The very expensive suv type sleds at that!Sucks paying for your overpriced suv sled and you have it flip over!I guess they don't tell you about that at the suv sled dealership!

TM no boooze ! I figured you and that 5x5 would keep yourselves worn out even with you both sharing the sauce....but no boooze? Looks like you'll just have to take a vacation .
Havoc is fine....been known to...well not as much anymore.

ltlCleo guess who just got back from driving the firetruck up that mountain...what a mess.

Gooose

Note to self: speak to Chief Engineer about TM proof boooze locker.

FJ
i told them i have never caught a fish and wanted to have braggin rights on this site!
tyler

Gooose, what's about a booze dispensing vending machine equipt with a breathalyzer. We'll need to determine the crews alcohol tolerance levels with a cutoff setting. My suggestion would be just shy of havoc mode.

Any thoughts on fission fueled power source?
Would it be safe to involve the Toolman on this project because as you know I have the inside source on his help.

FJ...out.

[ 01-26-2002: Message edited by: Fish Jesus ]

As long as it's TM proof...works for me...your the engineer.

Figured on puttin TM and the bull elk up in the bow...that way I could take a few sloppers over it and them to sober them up and keep the havoc down? Probably just piss'em off more.

Is that gonna be microwave burrito fueled?

Gooose

[ 01-26-2002: Message edited by: gooose ]

Might have to check with Daves wife to find out if those burritos have the punch needed to be a viable source of fusion.

FJ...out.

Have booze will travel!!

I'm the booze regulator so me and ol' 5x5 will keep tabs on that! that way we get the run of all the booze we can drink and disperse it to you others in small quantities.

When the 5x5 starts gettin on my nerves I'll drop him get him gutted and hangin for some table fare!

TM

Good luck on that. Ft. Knox isn't TM-proof!

Gooooooooooooose.

You guys need a lawyer?

I'll have to brush up on my criminal law, especially laws dealing with "mayhem" and "inciting riotous behavior" if TM is going to be part of the team.

Fish on...

Todd.

By the way, don't forget worms, both for fishing and putting in the Tequila bottles. Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale!

Gooose, now you know if I'm the chief of the rowers all I'm gonna do is sip on a Henry's ale and call cadence so we can back troll and soremouth the chromers

Fish4Steel callin cadence is all you got to do....your beer ration is dependent on supply.

Todd we definitely are gonna need a "sea lawyer" for this crew! How are you up on some old international maritime laws? Might need a "Letter of Marque(sp?)" for being a privateer ala 1800's? We run out of boooze...well it may be in the national(TM's) interest to confisicate someone elses beer.


The rioting and havoc are gonna happen regardless of what anyone tells TM....I may need legal help though as skipper !

note to self: Maybe larger Bull Elk?

gooose

Forget the ark unless ya make it on a set of K-2's Looks like the big lake is gonna be froze TM

Aunty M you crack me up with all of these critters you have been posting lately!