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#139405 - 02/06/02 03:51 PM 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Bob Offline

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Registered: 03/05/99
Posts: 6480
Loc: Forks, WA & Soldotna, AK
Okay ... this gets passed around a lot .. sometimes as golfing instead of fishing ... but for those of you who haven't seen it or need a refresher .. here they are to brighten up this dreary day!

17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX - Well Maybe

17. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

16. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

15. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

14. Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

13. It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

12. When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

11. If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

10. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

9. When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

7. You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

6. There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

5. If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

4. Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

3. Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

2. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

1. Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?
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#139407 - 02/06/02 06:33 PM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Dave Jackson Offline
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Registered: 04/18/01
Posts: 861
Loc: Milwaukie, OR
Hey there, new angler! We have a feature on the bulletin boards called " search ", which, when used properly, will show you if what you are posting is a repost .

You're new around here, so I'll give you some slack this time. Welcome aboard! :p
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#139408 - 02/06/02 06:45 PM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
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My standard reply when I hear the oft used phrase that someone enjoys fishing better than sex, is, either I need to learn to appreciate fishing more or they need to learn how to have good sex. Could be true either way I guess. confused wink

I will try an opposing list to Bob's. Trying to keep it 'G' rated will be the challenge. ...

Top 10 reasons having sex is more fun than fishing (from the men's perspective):

#10 - Would you rather rub skin with a slimy cold fish or a nice warm woman? (Don't say they are one in the same laugh )

#9 - One word: teeth!

#8 - Us lucky married guys never get 'skunked'. Well, almost never.

#7 - When you get naked during fishing it's because you fell in and got soaked. (hmmm - on second thought, not that much difference. ... I told ya it's gonna be a challenge to keep it 'G')

#6 - Yelling "FISH ON" or "OH GAWD"? Obvious answer!

#5 - Smoking a cigarette in the cold rain after landing a fish just doesn't measure up to lying down on a soft bed to enjoy a smoke afterwards. (If you smoke - I don't smoke - and your bed doesn't catch fire; from the cig that is eek )

#4 - Making love propogates. Killing fish de-propogates.

#3 - The pinnacle of fishing is fighting - the pinnacle of making love is taking a break from fighting. laugh

#2 - Anyone can fish all day - only us studs can make love all day.

#1 - If your worm fails during sex only one person knows about it - if your worm fails while fishing the NF everyone on the internet knows about it! rolleyes laugh

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#139410 - 02/06/02 08:59 PM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
UltimateFeashKacher Offline
Returning Adult

Registered: 10/24/01
Posts: 294
Loc: WA
It shows you how much the Boss monitors us. Lets party guys, he is not watching!

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#139411 - 02/06/02 09:05 PM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Dave D Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 10/04/01
Posts: 3640
Loc: Gold Bar
We all like fishing and I hope we all like sex.

Ever tried sex while fishing?

aaaaaahhhhhh maybe some of you should not answer laugh
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#139412 - 02/06/02 09:22 PM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Bob Offline

Dazed and Confused

Registered: 03/05/99
Posts: 6480
Loc: Forks, WA & Soldotna, AK
Yeah, yeah, yeah ... y'all better be nice smile

I do remember the thread ... four months ago it was.

But since 470 people have registered for the board since then ... and I doubt that they would be running a search for the "reasons fishing is better than sex".

So I thought I'd share 'em again :p :p :p :p
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#139413 - 02/06/02 11:37 PM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Live2fish Offline
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Registered: 01/30/02
Posts: 5
Loc: Olympia, WA
Bob -Thanks for thinkin of all us smolts. wink
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#139414 - 02/07/02 01:43 AM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Periwinkle Offline
Returning Adult

Registered: 06/15/01
Posts: 286
Loc: Mill Creek, WA
Ummm - a container of sand shrimp costs much less than a container of Viagra, and isn't potentially harmful!!!! wink
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#139415 - 02/07/02 04:45 AM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Kid Sauk Offline
I'm a freak'n CAKE

Registered: 05/17/01
Posts: 966
Loc: Almost on the beach
I think that it all depends. Some fish fight harder than others, some women **** better than others.

Some days the fish aren't biting and the rain is coming down sideways. This is when I wish I was home with the woman.

Other days fishing is red hot and even Jenna Jameson couldn't take me away from that. Okay, fine. I guess if it was Jenna I wouldn't mind leaving the river for a few minutes to test the theory. eek laugh


It all changes when you find this out on the water eek


Or how about her? Get the best of both worlds!


I caught this one on a hologram Nordstrom card! wink
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#139416 - 02/07/02 05:00 AM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
UltimateFeashKacher Offline
Returning Adult

Registered: 10/24/01
Posts: 294
Loc: WA
I wouldn't mind snagging one of those laugh

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#139418 - 02/07/02 12:01 PM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
silver hilton Offline
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Registered: 10/08/01
Posts: 1155
Loc: Out there, somewhere
If you hire a pro, you get 8 hours rather than 30 minutes.

Or so I hear.. ;-)
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#139419 - 02/07/02 12:48 PM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
CRAVEN MOOREHEAD Offline
Returning Adult

Registered: 03/09/99
Posts: 460
Loc: TACOMA,WA
Here are a few things you can say on the river that sound naughty, but aren't...
I forgot my raincoat
.
I got to tie some stuff up
.
How long is your rod?
.
are you really going that deep?
.
I hit it hard today!
.
10 guys are already in my spot.
.
her eggs are loose
.
you gonna keep that skanky thing?
.
look at the man in the boat.
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#139420 - 02/08/02 02:12 AM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Anonymous
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Seemingly no consensus of opinion yet. All I can say is, it's nice to not have to choose between the two! laugh

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#139421 - 02/08/02 12:37 PM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
hawk Offline
Spawner

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 592
Loc: austin, Minnesota, USA
Fish are happy when the "struggle" only lasts for 15 seconds.
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#139422 - 02/08/02 06:12 PM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
Osprey Offline
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Registered: 05/09/00
Posts: 956
Loc: Osprey Acres /Olympja
Sure is lot different when you get "Low-Holed" eek eek eek ......Os
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#139423 - 02/08/02 06:42 PM Re: 17 REASONS WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX
PhishPhreak Offline
Repeat Spawner

Registered: 06/19/01
Posts: 1083
Loc: North Bend, WA
Osprey - LOL! Or "getting corked"...

Personally I like to have my cake and eat it too. Sex, then fish. Or fish, then sex - the order doesn't matter (just detemines when I take a shower...).

"he bonked a nate??"

Getting crabs while fishing is cool. Getting crabs while having sex...

Fishing/Sex - timing can be everything!

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