Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high- maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.


THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay!

You are a Bud Man, Right Redneck? :p
For me it's Henry's and Gentleman Jack!

You don't know how right you are, GutZ!

Bud man..........LOL!

"you don't know how right you are."

LOL

For the baitchucker its got to be that little bottle in the purple pajamas (crown royal) As for pimpinshrimp he's got to have the big glass of white Zin.

The baitchucker is wrong it's the other way around. Plus I like the big purple pajamas."It's like an angel pissin on your tongue"

budman myself or are we talkin about a cool alcoholic beverage

Pokeher in the front likeher in the rear!!!!

At the good waterin holes that is!!

I mean Poker and Liquor...Sorry!!!

Hey TM,

I think you might have that one backwards?

Liquor in the FRONT, Poker in the REAR.

Then again, whatever floats yer boat!

Gotta light ?

chris

dang, all that research I did in college made public....

Guess it could work either way!!! I like the liquor in the rear myself

Wife told me when I get loaded up on Jack Daniels(mmmm good stuff!!) I turn into all hands.
I told her that water has the same effect on me.