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#142026 - 02/21/02 11:47 PM Dead Horse Protocol
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Dave I thought you could post this by the Dead Horse that way folks may know how best to ride the Horse.

When Riding a Dead Horse

Community wisdom says, "When you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount." In business, government, and education and especially on Internet bulletin boards often other strategies are tried with dead horses, including the following:

Buying a stronger whip.
Changing riders.
Saying things like, "This is the way we have always ridden this horse."
Appointing a committee to study the horse.
Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
Appointing a Tiger Team to revive the dead horse.
Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment vs. in history.
Changing the requirements, declaring, "This horse is not dead."
Hiring contractors to ride the dead horse.
Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
Declaring "No horse is too dead to beat."
Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
Funding a study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
Purchasing a product to make dead horses run faster.
Declaring the horse is "better, faster and cheaper dead."
Forming a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
Revisiting the performance requirements for horses.
Saying this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

BTW I'm getting a lot of good use out of that vowel I bought the other night! Thanks again for selling it to me. laugh Any time you want it back just holler!

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#142027 - 02/22/02 06:26 PM Re: Dead Horse Protocol
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This almost slipped off the page! :p
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#142028 - 02/22/02 06:34 PM Re: Dead Horse Protocol
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Registered: 04/18/01
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Loc: Milwaukie, OR
Must....fight....the....temptation...
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Get Bent Tackle whōre. Just added spinner section, where you can special order to your hearts content!

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#142029 - 02/22/02 10:08 PM Re: Dead Horse Protocol
Bart Offline
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Registered: 06/19/01
Posts: 28
Loc: Kirkland, WA
You forgot raising taxes and/or loading the dead horse on one of the empty buses driving around in the Puget Sound Transit system. Bart

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