Wow,

It's good to see that the smack talk hasn't died down since I left town. If we can fish half as well as we can run our mouths......the fish are DOOMED.

Gee, RT, it must be REALLY painful that you can't do the same. Tell us another story about how you found fish when you weren't on a Floatilla..... :rolleyes:

Hey, Dave, the Koi pond would be just the place for you. The fish out there are dumb enough to eat from your hand......I get the feeling that even a cracker like you could catch a fish on Maui. Apparently, steelhead (except voracious downstreamers) are beyond your capabilities, so maybe a trip to the Koi pond would do you well.

You know, Dave, after you and RT get your butts outfished, maybe you could challenge guys to an IQ test and RT could challenge guys to a Bball game........you know, so you could claim you're not losers at everything.

You Oregomers keep on those springers......and remember that, just like RT's pre-Floatilla steelhead, they don't coun't until the 13th.

Burneee, I'll have that extra TP for your bathroom out by around the holidays - unless I decide to procrastinate a bunch more and golf and fish instead. Unlike my column, no deadlines. And no immediate financial needs. Decisions decisions; give out the secrets in my book real soon, many which I haven't posted about, or fish them for myself a little longer first? Actually, I have taken a lot of river pictures for the book that Nick and I are going to put on some kind of special scanner wherein I can put overlays on the pics showing where fish hold; instead of using drawings to help novices learn to read holding water better. And I will beat you to the punch Barnabies - no, they won't be pics of the 'Sop or NF, where I established crackerhood in a couple flotillas .

And Aunty, I wasn't really mad at Schooled for another lamo attempt in a tech thread - just a little annoyed, like guys get with horse flies buzzing around. He's learned trash talkin pretty well from the likes of Ben and Doug. He just needs to learn where to use it and where not to.

Speaking of flies, how was your trip Dannie? Did ya limit out on Koi, or run out of doughballs?

*Note: I got a couple phone calls from friends after dinner to look at the renewal of an old thread called "Enough is enough". If what I suspect may have lead to Fishgal's post is correct, that's sure an unfortunate mistaken assumption (maybe thinking that the B & D initials in my post refered to them)! NOT. Within that 'E is e' thread is a warning by Fishgal that apparently unlike everyone else on this site, Jennie, Dot, and Bev are off limits on this BB. Even if she only thinks there's a "slight", she may ban people for assumptions. That's cool I guess? But many of us contributing members here might want the same protection from common lame flame around here. ... The B & D in my post above refers to Ben and Doug (Birdhunter and Fishead5), 2 guys that are participating in the hundreds of F4 trash talking posts on the BBs. They have witty stuff, and I figure Stooled has learned some stuff from them on how to talk smack. And I teased 4 guys with one dig in that above post. I'm friends with the B & D I was referring to, Birdhunter (Ben) and Fishead5 (Doug). ... If my suspision is not correct, please disregard this note. If someone knows what recent thread caused that dramatic radical statement by Fishgal, let us know so we can see what not to do. Thanks. ...

Peace

My acheing back....ya guys are just plain lucky.

I hear by remove myself from this thread. To many folks taking it to seriously. Hate to see hurt feelings and bad blood.

Good luck to all and we will see ya at the flotilla. We will have crow on board should anyone else need bait or gets hungry.

C&E????

Was it something I said? Sheesh, you didn't download the latest copy of Humor, sense of, did ya?

C'mon, don't be like that.

Giz? Your feelings hurt?

Spooled?

Smellyhead?

OK. I can talk smack with just RT...but really guys, do you know how EASY RT is?

aunty,you just plain mean to Oreo's,just for that I will bring some freezer burnt herring just for your rod :p .

Crap, see what you guys did? Now RJ will be sabotaging my fishin...

Revenge is sweet. His shrimp are gonna taste funny.

Did I mention some guys give up *zipper* info willingly if their appetites are satisfied?

Food who*es! :p

Hi RJ. Gonna be nice to have another Oreo heavy hitter for F4 - both the trashin and the feeshin. And thanks for getting after Aunty! She's been ruffin up some substandard woofers. Although I think it's pretty cool when a woman can 'run' some guys (as Jim Rome would put it). You go girl.

RT, has Aunty told you your new name yet???

S.C.

Fishhead5

Marsha....No cookies and milk for anyone...

No cookies and milk...no f4... :p

Gizmo,

OK... I will bring cookies for Gizmo, but you bring your own milk. I don't need little old ladies beating me with their canes at F4!

Capital Punishment

"Hell hath no furry." oops, mis-quoting RT and The Oregon Bulldog Davey Boy Jackson. :p

Hell hath no fury.

Are you bringing your inflatable neck brace with you RT? That doughnut-shaped inflatable was a neck brace right?

see ya soon Ore-Gomers. And Stew, don't forget my bottle of booze from our Dodgers bet. Our team will need it when we raise our glasses at our victory toast. And yes, we will grant y'all, this time and this time only, 10 seconds of flash photography.

redneck boy finally got enough OO to post smack?

You actually have to fish to catch fish. They don't just jump in the boat while you're laying in the bottom hung over and crying from the previous nights fun. :p

Kids.....

Hey, ya gotta stop drinking to be hung over.

Problem solved. Now I know what I have to do. So who's gonna polish my "helmet".

OS is...

I guess it will have to be O's since Jeff no longer polishes helmets, and Dan is supposedly diabetic and can't. :rolleyes: Although I heard while on vacation, Dan couldn't stop polishing the helmets down by the beach.

I'm with Catch and Eat on this one. I am out on this thread. I did not intend to cause anyone hurt feelings or ill will in my posts. Just some good old fashion smack talk that seems to have gone too far. See everyone at F4.

Just so you know I was joking...here is an actual fish I saw RT catch.

'Yall brah, "polish my helmut", ay? Nice piece of 'enuendo' dude! Hee heeeee. I'm sure Os will get out the Semi-chrome for ya. Just put something better than Keystone Light in the double beer holders on that thang!

Hey Troy and Bernie, no hurt feelings by me. I was only annoyed that the trash got dumped in another thread where it could have been misunderstood. That's all. No biggie. We like your guy's fun smack. Please re-consider coming back. ... As for the pic Spooled, you can see how interested my neighbor gal is in your boat and my fish. I bet she would have been riveted on us if your new polished paint job had been in place, eh? But no doubt, the "Spooled" boat does get into fish.

Peace
RT

Is this one of those "psych" things that my kid used to pull when he was a teenager?

You guys are tougher than this... Well, maybe not.

Here... Feel better?

OK, how about

Not yet? Then maybe you need this...

Still not happy... sigh... OK...you asked for it!

HERE DOGONE IT!

Welcome to the party Redneck,
We are bringing him along mainly for the entertainment value...Duh!!
And since he will be chumming over the side of the Capitol Punishment Springer Slayer,
Then after the rest of our team has reached our limits we'll just had off a few to the Kid.
I mean thats the only reason RT is bringing ringers right?..so he and Stewy can have a chance at a fish.
I still think I can Float a Jig though that Hog line
Oh Ya since I've seen you're Helmet before :rolleyes: I''m still not impressed....But I'm glad to see you've come out of the closet.... what about Bulldog...Os