This is one of my favorites. You will have to write it down

Square root of 4b squared

Buy you a beer if you get this one!

Gutz Is that something from Shakespeare? No ..It can't be that obvious.

Bigdog out.....

Few get that one Bigdog!
I have written it on the wall at the Downtown B'vue Mustard Seed and gotten 15 wrong or rambling answers.
What'll you be drinking? I am easy to spot. I will be the drunk guy at the Bar.

LAMO, You guys are killin me!!!!!!!!

Tyler

"Here I sit getting wiser giving birth to a supervisor" Job site porta potty from my construction days.

"You wouldn't be so ashamed if you were holding a good bear" Sign above the Urinal at Portland Brewing in NW Portland.

For some reason I carried this one with me from childhood:

There once was a sailor named Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave,
She was missing a [Bleeeeep!]
And she smelled like [Bleeeeep!]
But think of the money Dave saved!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day,
Teach a man to fish and he will spend the rest of his life drinking beer in a boat.

Gutz, is it as obvious as it appears to be? If you actually read the thing, I mean....

A good nursery Ryhme

It was a dark night at 12 o'clock an around the corner a [Bleeeeep!] wagon flew a shot was fired a screem was heard a cop was killed by a turd.

Also a quote that I most admire.
God didnt put me on this earth to live for a long time but I can have a good time.

Luke;
Put it on a wall somewhere. It will confuse the hell out of them. Most won't even recognize it as a question or something that needs a solution.

Scrawled inside my old locker at UW:

"Better rested - better rested"

From the limmerick catalog:

"There once was a girl named Jill.
Dynamite gave her a thrill.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil."

Gutz, 2x4?

From my childhood as an Army brat either taunting with or being taunted by.

Yo Mama, yo Papa, yo greazy Granny got a hole in the panties...got a hairy chest like Jerry West...got a big butt like King Tut...and goes beep beep beep down Sesame Street.

And on the Stew and Rt front, a set of twins were interviewed prior to halting simultanious oral sex on the both of them...when asked why they cut the task short they both replied in unison " I smelled asshole" :p

FJ...out.

In a far way out lonesome town their lived a girl named Molly Brown.
She swore no boy could [Bleeeeep!] her down!!

When over the hill came Piss Ball Pete,
with forty pounds of swinging meat.

Pete threw Molly gently on the grass,
and shoved his pec**er up her a**!

But Molly let out a mighty fart,
and blew Pete's pecker all apart.

Back of er the hill went Piss Ball Pete,
with thirty pounds of shredded meat.

:p

Absolutely lovin' 'em! Funny funny!

Here's a few more...all found on sh*tter walls across the US...

"Some come here to sit and think,
Others come here to [Bleeeeep!] and stink.
I come here to scratch my b*lls
and read the writing on the walls."

"I f*cked your mother last night!"
{and right below it in different handwriting:}
"Go home dad, you're drunk."

"This is where Napoleon pulled his Bonaparte."

"Anybody can p*ss on the floor.
Be a hero and [Bleeeeep!] on the ceiling."

"I've [Bleeeeep!] in England
I've [Bleeeeep!] in France
But before I [Bleeeeep!] here
I'll [Bleeeeep!] in my pants"

And not really related to the topic, but here's a pretty funny story I just found on the net.

http://www.securenet.net/3rdbn5th/india35/burning_****ters.htm

Oh yeah, since the link is automatically censored and it wont go through with a link title either, you have to replace the "****" with the word that's spelled with the letters s, h, i, and well you know the rest.



Any others?

I saw this recently in a bathroom at Intercontinental airport in Houston TX, above the long row of urinals. "So this is where all of the dicks hang out."

I always enjoyed this one " While your reading this you are peeing on your shoe"

The square root of a square is the number so 4b

Told ya Skywalker

Saw a license plate frame on a Saturn that read...
"This Saturn is ahead of Uranus"

FJ...out.