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#148542 - 04/09/02 02:35 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
MasterBaiter Parr Registered: 03/29/01 Posts: 69 Loc: HUMBOLDT	Hey!!!!! Why'd ya thro dat won bak? Wuduv been a dandy smoker! Nec tyme givun to me instead of wastin it! What kind of fish is that? (from the guy fishing next to ya) Their BITING orange beads today!
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#148543 - 04/09/02 04:17 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
CRAVEN MOOREHEAD Returning Adult Registered: 03/09/99 Posts: 460 Loc: TACOMA,WA	crap, where'd that leak come from?... did you grab my wading shoes?... FJ, FJ...grab me, GRAB ME...I'm going in!!... Dogfish, where's your float?... cover your eyes... "you like the Dolphins?...they suck"...throw down words! looks like that fallen tree goes all the way across the river.... It's a buck, the meats still good.... _________________________ always wear a Miami Dolphins hat never horse a fish on a losing streak Diet Coke Pro Staff
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#148544 - 04/09/02 04:27 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
Dave D River Nutrients Registered: 10/04/01 Posts: 3640 Loc: Gold Bar	Did you bring any spare dry clothes with you? _________________________ A.K.A Lead Thrower
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#148545 - 04/09/02 04:37 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
Dave D River Nutrients Registered: 10/04/01 Posts: 3640 Loc: Gold Bar	There was an emergency closure: YOU ARE FISHING IN CLOSED WATERS _________________________ A.K.A Lead Thrower
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#148546 - 04/09/02 05:12 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
Anonymous Unregistered	phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust ooooooooohhhh phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust OH NO, there's a boat coming, hurry up! uh, sounds of using a plunger on the porta-potty.
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#148547 - 04/09/02 05:30 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
CRAVEN MOOREHEAD Returning Adult Registered: 03/09/99 Posts: 460 Loc: TACOMA,WA	Is that a paint slick coming this way?.....hey RT....j/k _________________________ always wear a Miami Dolphins hat never horse a fish on a losing streak Diet Coke Pro Staff
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#148548 - 04/09/02 07:29 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
h2o Carcass Registered: 10/31/02 Posts: 2227 Loc: Portland	As you approach the rapids "I've never rowed this stretch before..." _________________________ "Christmas is an American holiday." - micropterus101
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#148549 - 04/09/02 11:14 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
Cigar Returning Adult Registered: 09/01/01 Posts: 369 Loc: Shoreline, Wa.	......"F000000000RE!!!!" _________________________ "Always on a mission to go fishin"
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#148550 - 04/10/02 12:47 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
hawk Spawner Registered: 03/08/99 Posts: 592 Loc: austin, Minnesota, USA	Dus ya need help wipin up that mess. I never realized your eye was purple. _________________________ The best way to be succesful in life is to keep the people who hate you away from the people who are undecided
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#148551 - 04/10/02 03:45 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
GutZ The Original Boat Ho Registered: 02/08/00 Posts: 2954 Loc: Bellevue	Was it stay to the left or to the right? _________________________ It's good to have friends It's better to have friends with boats *GutZ*
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#148552 - 04/10/02 04:22 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
BillyBob Juvenille at Sea Registered: 09/28/00 Posts: 243 Loc: Kapowsin, Wa	(Rumbling sound in the background) Someone says, "Sounds like a lahar coming!" _________________________ The vet said I should get my dog fixed. I didn't realize he was broken.
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#148553 - 04/11/02 06:12 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
h2o Carcass Registered: 10/31/02 Posts: 2227 Loc: Portland	"Did you get a look at him?" _________________________ "Christmas is an American holiday." - micropterus101
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#148554 - 04/11/02 06:30 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
Bobber Down Spawner Registered: 04/30/99 Posts: 534 Loc: Lake Forest Dark, Wa	Willapa River, Fall 1998, brought my roomate along for his first coastal salmon fishing trip out to the coast with my other two die hard fishing buddies. Fishing was slow on the bank and my roomate whined "man, I miss my wife!" which my buddy replied "you can fk your wife anytime, but you can only f*ing fish here right now!". They almost got in a fist fight BD _________________________ Bobber Down "It makes no sense to regulate salmon habitat on land while allowing thousands of yards of gill nets to be stretched across salmon habitat in the water" John Carlson, Gubernatorial Contender, Sept. 2000 speech at the Ballard Locks
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#148555 - 04/13/02 01:09 AM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
fishallday Alevin Registered: 03/26/02 Posts: 11 Loc: Battle Ground Wa	Umm where's my pole?!?!
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#148556 - 04/13/02 11:38 PM Re: Things you never want to hear on the river...
haverodwillfish Juvenille at Sea Registered: 01/24/01 Posts: 168 Loc: Fort Lewis, WA	Dueling Banjos.... .....while riding with Pat Graham _________________________ We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready to exercise extreme violence on those that would harm us. -George Orwell
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