...as in John Wayne Bobbit NOT our very own Bob Ball!! wink

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn
> from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give
> him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery,
> since it was considered cosmetic.
>
> The doctor said that the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for
> "medium," and $14,000 for "large."
>
> The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged
> him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man
> called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor
came
back into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected.
>
> "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
>
> The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".
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Ryan S. Petzold
aka Sparkey and/or Special