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#163702 - 10/30/02 08:47 PM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 09/12/01
Posts: 351
Loc: yelm, wa
hauled azz out of there and headed back down stream. About a mile down I saw some fish entrails on the bank. GutZ, I thought to myself. He's been here. What else could possibly go wrong? Then I heard it, that unmistakable honk...the feathered one... Oh [Bleeeeep!]!
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#163703 - 10/30/02 11:16 PM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 09/12/01
Posts: 351
Loc: yelm, wa
Sure enough, I looked closer at the pile of fishguts, and there were eggs. Not your standard eggs mind you, but those of the reddest red, of perfect firmness. I picked up a small sample and put them to my lips....MSG, vanilla, yes these were GOOOSE eggs! Then, when I thought that nothing else could possibly go wrong, there lurking in the brush was none other than........... beathead
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#163704 - 10/30/02 11:41 PM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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The Tide changed

Registered: 08/31/00
Posts: 7191
Loc: Everett
BOB! hello Our Webmaster. He put his finger up next to his lips with the Shhh sign and pointed downstream. Low and behold, in the low clear water, he spotted a nice school of Salmon holding just off the deep side of a gravel bar. He pulled out a purple and red jig, you could tell it was one of his homemade specials, and.....
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#163705 - 10/30/02 11:58 PM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Loc: yelm, wa
Osprey quickly darted in front of "The Really Big One" and with one of his super secret silent approach jigs, cast in front of the school, and...
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#163706 - 10/31/02 01:11 AM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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A drunken Beaver coed stepped out of the willows..

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#163707 - 10/31/02 01:22 AM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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The Tide changed

Registered: 08/31/00
Posts: 7191
Loc: Everett
C'Mon, lets keep this a Fishing story.

....Osprey's Jig floated down through the school. You could see one or two salmon slightly rise then fall, enticed by the jig but not enough to strike... but at the tail end of the drift, a 30-40lb buck darts out of the crowd and Osprey's float dissappeared like under the water with a loud gurgle....
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#163708 - 10/31/02 09:11 AM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 08/22/02
Posts: 74
Loc: Marysville
coming from his stomach but he didn't care if he was hungry, he set the hook and the fight was on! T he big buck started upstream then suddenly did a 180.....
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#163709 - 10/31/02 09:16 AM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 09/28/00
Posts: 243
Loc: Kapowsin, Wa
The fish hit so hard that it caused him to accidentally swallow the uneaten portion of the hot dog he had in his mouth, lodging in his windpipe. The pole was bent like tall grass in a tornado, and you could hear the whine of his spool. Even though he couldn't breathe, he continued to fight the monster salmon, turning bluer with every passing second. Bob saw his dilemma and......
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#163710 - 10/31/02 09:32 AM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Parr

Registered: 08/22/02
Posts: 74
Loc: Marysville
knew he needed to find something to push the hot dog down. He looked all around and couldn't find anything but branches. But that would tear his throat up, Bob knew of one thing he could use that was soft enough not to hurt the man but would it be long enough?............
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#163712 - 10/31/02 10:38 AM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 03/05/99
Posts: 6480
Loc: Forks, WA & Soldotna, AK
"Ah shucks Bob, thanks for helping me, but the fish was more important."

The fish??? Bob had forgotten about the fish. In his haste to insert his soft squid into Os' mouth, he'd knocked the rod out of Os' hand!

They scanned the bank in search of the rod ... only to see a rooster tail from the big buck's broomtail going through the riffle at the bottom of the hole. To their horror, the rod merrily skipped along the surface behind ...
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#163713 - 10/31/02 10:49 AM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 09/28/00
Posts: 243
Loc: Kapowsin, Wa
an old log halfway submerged in the water. Then just as suddenly as the fish hit the jig, it stopped. Since there was no pressure on the line , the tired fish must have thought he had escaped. The rod handle sat in the eddy motionless. Bob and Os looked at each other in total amazement. Os asked "what do we do now?" Bob replied......
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#163714 - 10/31/02 11:03 AM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 12/06/00
Posts: 345
Loc: Tacoma, WA,
started running on the beach until he was up to speed to enter the water and continue chasing the fish while running on the surface down river while retrieving his line and gaining on that big trophy......

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#163715 - 10/31/02 11:04 AM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 03/05/99
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Loc: Forks, WA & Soldotna, AK
"I don't know. But I have an idea!" Bob whipped out his trusty satellite phone and called ...
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#163716 - 10/31/02 11:47 AM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 09/28/00
Posts: 243
Loc: Kapowsin, Wa
up the Piscatorial Pursuits message board. Then he did the unthinkable... He posted the name of the river and where the fish were. Almost instantly, as if out of thin air, 3 toothless wonders were on the bank with their 6/0 trebles and lead. You could hear them mention something about the post they saw on the message board. One of them cast his line over the place where Os' pole was partially floating. The snagger felt a bump and yanked his pole. It was The handle of Os' pole coming out of the water on his snagging gear.
"Well looky here!" the snagger said, "Looks like I gots me a nice new pole."
Bob then quickly ran over to the snagger and pulled out his fake game warden badge. POOF! The snaggers were gone. O's pole was on the bank now. He came over, picked it up, and gave a little tug on the line.......
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#163717 - 10/31/02 12:32 PM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Parr

Registered: 08/22/02
Posts: 74
Loc: Marysville
....and didn't feel anything. The buck made good use of the slack line and spit the hook.
As O fiddled with his rod Bob looked over at him and with a smile on his face said- remember that time when..... what
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#163718 - 10/31/02 01:49 PM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Juvenille at Sea

Registered: 05/21/02
Posts: 209
Loc: Woodinville, WA
I forgot my waders and had to borrow yours. Man, we caught some fish that day - remember, it was non-stop all day. We also split a big thermos of coffee on the way to the river. Well, I know that I told you that your waders had sprung a leak, but they didn't...I just didn't want to stop fishing to go take a whiz. Sorry about that...

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#163719 - 10/31/02 01:57 PM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 2227
Loc: Portland
...the good news is that is that if your waders are like mine the smell would certainly improve after the little 'accident', this diversion was just the sort of diversion they needed. As they looked back towards the water they saw...
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#163720 - 10/31/02 02:17 PM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 11/20/01
Posts: 397
Loc: Auburn
a heard of elk running straight at them. They both looked at each other and thought..... <img border="0" alt="[wall]" title="" src="graemlins/wall.gif" />
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#163721 - 10/31/02 02:54 PM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 09/12/01
Posts: 351
Loc: yelm, wa
FRESH MEAT! Pull out that 40 cal and cap one!
So they did, only they didn't plan on the cow dying in the middle of the river. They swan out to her to pull it back on the bank and...
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#163722 - 10/31/02 03:00 PM Re: Fishing Forum Story
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Registered: 07/06/99
Posts: 481
Loc: Seattle, Washington, US
...But the current was way too much. Climbing onto the back of the cow, I surfed her downriver. As we came around the bend there was a nasty logjam dead ahead...

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