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#163800 - 10/31/02 01:27 PM Steelhead Haiku
h2o Offline
Carcass

Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 2449
Loc: Portland
Fifteen pounds of chrome
On aerobatic display
Sets the soul on fire

No prizes awarded, 5-7-5, oneness with nature and all that......

Thanks for the second chance Bob!
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#163801 - 10/31/02 01:38 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
Fishslayer75 Offline
Returning Adult

Registered: 11/20/01
Posts: 391
Loc: Auburn
Glad to see ya back! beer
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#163802 - 10/31/02 02:26 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
GutZ Offline
The Original Boat Ho

Registered: 02/08/00
Posts: 2917
Loc: Bellevue
I wish I were standing in a River
In the Rain
Catching Steelhead
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It's better to have friends with boats
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#163803 - 10/31/02 03:30 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
Hohwaiian Offline
Returning Adult

Registered: 07/06/99
Posts: 470
Loc: Seattle, Washington, US
"Fishtration"

Skunked so many times
Chrome pigs rolling everywhere
Cast, rip, rip..."Fish on!"

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#163804 - 10/31/02 04:30 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
The Moderator Offline
The Chosen One

Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13951
Loc: Mitulaville
Hold on there, Gutz..I'll translate that for the gang:

Standing in a river
Let it rain on me today
Fish On! Crap! Fish off!

Or...

Standing in a river
No rain means stock piles of fish
Fear my trebble hook

No, I meant...

H20 is back
Pick on Vision, I think not
Just kidding, ha ha! wink

Or.....

Crackers on the Hoh
drift boats shoot down the Ox Box
Some never make it

and finally (for now)...

Oh, the Pink Conehead
Steelhead can not resist it
The Hoh calls my name.
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#163805 - 10/31/02 05:08 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
4Salt Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/07/00
Posts: 2955
Loc: Lynnwood, WA
Here's a couple, and hey, they're even 5-7-5. laugh

"Twenty pounds of chum
ripping down the next riffle.
Sh!t, time to re-rig."

"Ten thousand crackers
lined up along the wall now.
Ain't Hoodsport a kick!"
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#163806 - 10/31/02 05:23 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
Sky-Guy Offline
The Tide changed

Registered: 08/31/00
Posts: 7084
Loc: Everett
Cast of corkie pink
Watch the little sucker sink
Rip! ZIP! give friend wink!
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#163807 - 10/31/02 05:49 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
Skywalker Offline
Spawner

Registered: 03/10/01
Posts: 570
Loc: Snohomish, WA, USA
Thought I'd done an archive search when I saw that handle. Nice to see you back....as far as haiku,

There's no poet here
Even when I'm out fishing
Too much thought required beathead

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#163808 - 10/31/02 06:00 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
h2o Offline
Carcass

Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 2449
Loc: Portland
C'mon Sky......

There's a little poet in all of us...

Next post: Steelhead and Salmon limericks

There once was a man from Skookumchuck....
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#163809 - 10/31/02 06:58 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
4Salt Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/07/00
Posts: 2955
Loc: Lynnwood, WA
...or maybe it was Skookumchucket... <img border="0" alt="[wall]" title="" src="graemlins/wall.gif" />
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#163810 - 10/31/02 07:05 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
GutZ Offline
The Original Boat Ho

Registered: 02/08/00
Posts: 2917
Loc: Bellevue
...carried his eggs in a bucket ...
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It's better to have friends with boats
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#163811 - 10/31/02 07:08 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
h2o Offline
Carcass

Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 2449
Loc: Portland
After using them all
and taking a nasty fall
He got up and said "aww, ...."
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#163812 - 10/31/02 07:31 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
KurtF Offline
Juvenille at Sea

Registered: 01/14/02
Posts: 147
Loc: Olympia, WA
Where will the fish go?
No water to carry them
Will they spawn in dirt?

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#163813 - 10/31/02 07:45 PM Re: Steelhead Haiku
4Salt Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/07/00
Posts: 2955
Loc: Lynnwood, WA
"There once was a snagger named Bill
treble hooks gave him a thrill
in his a$$ one did lodge, as he jumped in his Dodge
and up there screamin' I can hear him still." eek laugh
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#163814 - 11/01/02 01:41 AM Re: Steelhead Haiku
eggho Offline
Alevin

Registered: 10/20/02
Posts: 11
Loc: SW Wash/NW Ore
some come here to fish
some come here to wish
then there are those that dis
and start that matching pis

we dont care so read with me
must hurry cause I got to pee
give us a fishing report right now
hope it isnt about the Cow
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#163815 - 11/01/02 08:01 AM Re: Steelhead Haiku
hawk Offline
Spawner

Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 562
Loc: austin, Minnesota, USA
There once was a drone named Eddy
The cig in his mouth burned bright and steady
He threw in to the Sky with his treble hook fly
And the gamie had is snaggin ticket ready
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