#163800 - 10/31/02 01:27 PM
Steelhead Haiku
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Carcass
Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 2449
Loc: Portland
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Fifteen pounds of chrome
On aerobatic display
Sets the soul on fire
No prizes awarded, 5-7-5, oneness with nature and all that......
Thanks for the second chance Bob!
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#163801 - 10/31/02 01:38 PM
Re: Steelhead Haiku
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Returning Adult
Registered: 11/20/01
Posts: 391
Loc: Auburn
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Glad to see ya back! 
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#163802 - 10/31/02 02:26 PM
Re: Steelhead Haiku
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The Original Boat Ho
Registered: 02/08/00
Posts: 2917
Loc: Bellevue
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I wish I were standing in a River
In the Rain
Catching Steelhead
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#163803 - 10/31/02 03:30 PM
Re: Steelhead Haiku
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Returning Adult
Registered: 07/06/99
Posts: 470
Loc: Seattle, Washington, US
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"Fishtration"
Skunked so many times
Chrome pigs rolling everywhere
Cast, rip, rip..."Fish on!"
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#163804 - 10/31/02 04:30 PM
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13956
Loc: Mitulaville
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Hold on there, Gutz..I'll translate that for the gang: Standing in a river Let it rain on me today Fish On! Crap! Fish off! Or... Standing in a river No rain means stock piles of fish Fear my trebble hook No, I meant... H20 is back Pick on Vision, I think not Just kidding, ha ha!  Or..... Crackers on the Hoh drift boats shoot down the Ox Box Some never make it and finally (for now)... Oh, the Pink Conehead Steelhead can not resist it The Hoh calls my name.
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#163805 - 10/31/02 05:08 PM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/07/00
Posts: 2955
Loc: Lynnwood, WA
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Here's a couple, and hey, they're even 5-7-5.  "Twenty pounds of chum ripping down the next riffle. Sh!t, time to re-rig." "Ten thousand crackers lined up along the wall now. Ain't Hoodsport a kick!"
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#163806 - 10/31/02 05:23 PM
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The Tide changed
Registered: 08/31/00
Posts: 7084
Loc: Everett
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Cast of corkie pink
Watch the little sucker sink
Rip! ZIP! give friend wink!
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#163807 - 10/31/02 05:49 PM
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Spawner
Registered: 03/10/01
Posts: 570
Loc: Snohomish, WA, USA
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Thought I'd done an archive search when I saw that handle. Nice to see you back....as far as haiku, There's no poet here Even when I'm out fishing Too much thought required 
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#163808 - 10/31/02 06:00 PM
Re: Steelhead Haiku
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Carcass
Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 2449
Loc: Portland
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C'mon Sky......
There's a little poet in all of us...
Next post: Steelhead and Salmon limericks
There once was a man from Skookumchuck....
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#163809 - 10/31/02 06:58 PM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/07/00
Posts: 2955
Loc: Lynnwood, WA
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...or maybe it was Skookumchucket... <img border="0" alt="[wall]" title="" src="graemlins/wall.gif" />
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#163810 - 10/31/02 07:05 PM
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The Original Boat Ho
Registered: 02/08/00
Posts: 2917
Loc: Bellevue
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...carried his eggs in a bucket ...
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#163811 - 10/31/02 07:08 PM
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Carcass
Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 2449
Loc: Portland
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After using them all
and taking a nasty fall
He got up and said "aww, ...."
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#163812 - 10/31/02 07:31 PM
Re: Steelhead Haiku
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Juvenille at Sea
Registered: 01/14/02
Posts: 147
Loc: Olympia, WA
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Where will the fish go?
No water to carry them
Will they spawn in dirt?
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#163813 - 10/31/02 07:45 PM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/07/00
Posts: 2955
Loc: Lynnwood, WA
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"There once was a snagger named Bill treble hooks gave him a thrill in his a$$ one did lodge, as he jumped in his Dodge and up there screamin' I can hear him still." 
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#163814 - 11/01/02 01:41 AM
Re: Steelhead Haiku
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Alevin
Registered: 10/20/02
Posts: 11
Loc: SW Wash/NW Ore
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some come here to fish
some come here to wish
then there are those that dis
and start that matching pis
we dont care so read with me
must hurry cause I got to pee
give us a fishing report right now
hope it isnt about the Cow
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#163815 - 11/01/02 08:01 AM
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Spawner
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 562
Loc: austin, Minnesota, USA
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There once was a drone named Eddy
The cig in his mouth burned bright and steady
He threw in to the Sky with his treble hook fly
And the gamie had is snaggin ticket ready
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