10 ways to be A “good” Democrat
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of a city do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison & A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal..
19. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

Vspunk29, sthead BSpro, dork vedder. We didn’t ask for, the you must be a conservative if list, so save your time.

You have to believe that 19 is really 10.

OK, I bite! Why did Mel Gibson drop 25 mil on that movie? He into S&M or what?

Aix: I wasn't surprised to see that you had no interest in what the other side might have to say, but was a little surprised to see you engaged in elementary school style name calling. I really don't see that increasing the value or humor of your cut and paste submission.

Going down my check list...let's see....gun toting, gay bashing, commies, global warming, Clinton, reverse racism, socialism, you're missing a few talking points rookie.

"We didn’t ask for, the you must be a conservative if list, so save your time."

I guess you need to be able to post incoherent statements to believe the original cut and paste post is true also. If you stuff animals the way you post this incomprenhensible statement, I'm surprised that they are recognizable after you are done.
I now know who not to recommend to my family and friends when they want to have critters mounted.

In spite of the lists accuracy, I thought it was entertaining, even funny. Too bad the irony will be totally lost on the left.
Ciao

What I've been thinking for sometime.

"I now know who not to recommend to my family and friends when they want to have critters mounted"

Like libs know people that need taxidermy. The only thing libs need stuffed is their fat faces and their fat arses into natural mono chromatic fabrics and their fat fungus infected feet into birkenstocks.

Beats having horse sh!t all over ones crotch like you have TK. Jim's not stuffing critters with his own body parts. The way he mounts animals would likely pass Jesus's "sin" test. Yours wouldn't.

"Like libs know people that need taxidermy. The only thing libs need stuffed is their fat faces and their fat arses into natural mono chromatic fabrics and their fat fungus infected feet into birkenstocks."

Yer killing me, tk. A very nice turn of a phrase. I commend you. Nothing like gross generalizations to add depth to a conversation. Oh yea, I do have two pair of birkies but no fungus. Do you prefer unnatural poly chromatic fabrics?

I will only make one correction to the list, otherwise I would be writing a novel trying to answer its prepubescent illogical limbaughnian fallacies.

#19 (out of 10?!) You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing effort to provide proof that nobody needs reading, riting, and rithmetic.


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It is totally amazing how you lefties have to be explained every thing. For one you all bit. Vspunk if Texas needs there idiot back what are you waiting for? Go home.

The posts Name dose not say. The top 10 ways to be a good democrat.
It says 10 ways to be A “good” Democrat. Meaning if you agree You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. Then that would not apply to you so you have 18 more to choose from. You boys are just so out to get some one, you get your selves.

Chuck E: you where never going to use my shop anyways. John lee Brain dead: same for you. I wouldn’t want you two as clients any ways. I would give any one on this Board a deal, but you two are the kind that would want more. Guys like you have proven why I shouldn’t as well, but I still will, I’m a bigger person then the two of you will ever be. I have a very good clientele. A clientele that understands a good joke, and is not afraid to joke around. I have some clients that are as fare left as they come, and know that I am as far right as they come. But you see they are mature enough to put the razing aside for a good taxidermist that is honest, fast and gives them back very nice work. I do very good work. So when you have used my shop you can say its bad till then grow up.

If you don't actually know the person posting, you have no idea where they're coming from. Twice in a few days time, a conservative has posted one of those "always forwarded" political commentaries. They've done it just to get a reaction and some of you take it personally AND take the bait. Wouldn't a better response be to toss it back with the same intended humor?

"The posts Name dose not say." "You boys are just so out to get some one, you get your selves." "Guys like you have proven why I shouldn’t as well, but I still will...."

Well, that post made a bit more sense than your original one but I'm puzzled about the above. What are you trying to say? If you are posting a slam, please make it coherent so I can figure out if I should be insulted or not.
Untwist your panties, take a deep breath and try not to hyperventilate. I don't think your blood is getting enough oxygen to your brain. Three words, big guy, "proof your reply" before you post, then you may still sound like a lockstep right winger but at least you won't sound like a mouth breather to boot.

"They've done it just to get a reaction and some of you take it personally AND take the bait."

If someone is posting a comment on a quasi-public forum and wants a reaction, then I've provided the attention they are seeking, so it's a win-win for everybody.

I think he's a very good taximdermist. look at his client TK. He stuffed him full of horse sh*t and he's still moving. Can you imagine having a 30 pound steelie mount on your wall that's still fighting?

I'm thinking aix ain't gonna last long with all the name calling. Someone is having trouble separating argument from plain ole personal insults.

AuntyM, he is a very poor writer if his intentions are to make humor. If anybody writes humor frequently enough they will offend somebody, but when a person is batting a thousand...well thats either intentional, or a poor illiterate style. I tried once before on a thread he started to illustrate how its ok to poke fun at Dems or Libs or whoever without being completely offensive. He evidently has eaten too many paint chips to have understood the point.

BTW Aix

Esh mernumes toofta

Have you ever looked at your own post? LMAO. You’re the biggest name caller on this board, accept for a slim few. Every post you do has some sort of personal attack in it.

Ok quote a personal attack I've made. Because other then the assumption you've been eating paint chips you won't find one.

Esh mernumes toofta
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I misstyped. I meant to write any personal attacks that aren't true. Soooo Sweet, you take bait better then a starving catfish.

Thanks for looking up that sweet little bit of Armenian humor. Esh mernumes toofta, You'll die of stupidity, retard. It was more of a gratuitous precaution so that you might vaccinate yourself against anti-intellectualism. Its a common disorder among neocons. It leads to them frothing at the mouth at any knowledge derived from science, textbooks, or PBS. People infected with this disorder also tend to have higher then normal rates of illiteracy, and subsequently have trouble spelling when they rant online.


il·lit·er·a·cy
n. pl. il·lit·er·a·cies

1. The condition of being unable to read and write.
2. An error, as in writing or speech, made by or thought to be characteristic of one who is illiterate. See Usage Note at literate.
3. The condition or quality of being ignorant or unknowledgeable in a particular subject or field: cultural illiteracy; scientific illiteracy.


I genuinely believed that TK was actually the nom de plume for someone else. His views are so extreme at times that I figured he must be a caricature, a living satire. Evidently I was wrong.


Maybe I should apologize for the 98% of the board who has no idea what your babbling about. I mean you must be a fantastic writer and nobody but you and two of your friends know it.

Armenian Huh I would have bet with the catchers mitt for a face and the name Vinny you would have been a Goombah.

I simply have always loved the term "mouth breather".
That's it. Thanks for the laughs.

I ain't seen no rule that says that a poster on this board has to meet any particular standard for English Composition and Spelling.

There's room enough on this board for folks that write fluently and for those that don't. Why attack people for the way they write?

There are too many boards where the posters are intellectual clones of each other. What makes this board interesting is that it is mixed.

IMO, it would be a crying shame if anybody were to hold back from posting because they might get a ration of shiat for the way they write. That's too much like having a school teacher grading your posts.

Actual Collage History Test Answers
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Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
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The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a young female moth.
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Socrates was a famous old Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He later died from an overdose of wedlock, which is apparently poisonous. After his death, his career suffered a Dramatic decline.
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In the first Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java. The games were messier then, than they show on TV now.
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Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the Battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out "Same to you, Brutus."
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Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw for reasons I don't really understand. The English and French still have problems.
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It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood.
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Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented Cigarettes and started smoking.
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Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper, which was very dangerous to all his men.
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The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies,comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter.
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Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He Wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
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Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by Rubbing two cats backward and also declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." He was a naturalist for sure. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
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Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's Mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation.
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On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got Shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
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Joann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
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Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf that he wrote loud music and became the father of rock and roll. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
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The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up.
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Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
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Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits, but I don't know why.
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Charles Darwin was a naturalist. He wrote the Organ of the Species.It was very long, people got upset about it, and had trials to see if it was really true. He sort of said God's days were not just 24 hours, but without watches who knew anyhow? I don't get it.
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Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to do what she did. Other women have become scientists since her but they didn't get to find radios because they were already taken.
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Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers. The other three were in the movies. Karl made speeches and started revolutions. Someone in the family had to have a job, I guess.
Makes you wonder what kind of education system we had!

So I guess that considering most collage students are Liberal in political views.
A few of you must be hurting Worst than me I didn’t spend the money.

I think it started with the second post to this thread. Aix called me out, and I happily served him his ration.

And I'm not a Goombah or Armenian. But thanks for comparing my face to a catchers mitt. That was very kind of you. I also have 'nads like baseballs in case you were wondering.

Uh, I think he'd be most interested in your pets species and what sex they are.

He especially likes monkeys. I guess because that's his best fit.

You served me what? You have no game. All you can do is go after my righting ability.
You can’t understand simple razing. You responded, you were the one hooked.

So were did I call you out. I asked for you to keep your typical responses. One of you would have posted the typical You may be a good conservative if list.

Just wanted to see something new, form you lefties’. But it’s obvious you guys can’t come up with something new. If I called you out you would know it. ask oh go Harley we have had some fun in the past.( by the way Harley we still need to hit the cow for those beers bro) You call me a neocon, tk a jacka$% among other things, and you get offended by a new nick name. Who got who? You guys make me laugh.

What are you talking about, Aix? I gave you something new and you didn't even answer me. OK, why did Mel Gibson put 25 mil into a snuff flix if it wasn't for the money?

Because he is a good Christian and he did it so the left wing libs could see the light.

"Actual Collage History Test Answers"

Collage

An artistic composition of materials and objects pasted over a surface, often with unifying lines and color.

You should have posted the Collage(sic) test answers instead. Those were actually funny.

You don't need to be upset because you got schooled. Learn from it and grow little jedi.

Schooled? what the h$%l are you talking about? You didn’t school any one. All you've done is complain about grammar... and heck every one whose any one on this bb knows Iv never claimed to be a genius in that department. You couldn’t school me on your best day Bro.

Pssst Aix, thats spelled "writing"
Maybe the libs have a social program for you?

I like the list. It is funny and the stereo types contained therein ring true for most the far lefties but not all democrats. Love the stir up the ants nest technique there bud. Keep up the good work.

P.s, its been my experience that the people professing to be "smart" all the time by slamming others in a your a dumbass way were most likely fondled by there brother when they were young that later in life brought on an obsession with gerbils that I dare not clarify, or always played musical chairs with one extra chair which gave them a severe I am better then you complex called liberalism.

Really anybody with half a brain wouldnt give this forum a second thought unless they were really, really bored.

"A few of you must be hurting Worst than me I didn’t spend the money" Was money really the issue?

Bush sucks!

goodnite all.

Relax Aix, you'll blow open an artery. Evidently losing an argument sends you off the deep end. Talk to a professional counselor and let them help you through the grieving process.

And if its about money, I'll loan you enough to buy some punctuation. Because if you don't take the time to read over what you wrote, why should people take the time to decipher it? Its rude.

As TK gets away with murdering the english language on a daily basis....

C'mon Vince. I thought liberals believed in equal treatment?

Hey Ais, I'll be in for a Gorilla hand ash tray later today. Not! Dude you need to ask the Doc to Up your meds, cause you are way to scary to be allowed to serve the public. Did you get into the business of stuffing dead things, after seeing the movies "The Silence Of The Lamb"? The way you hate libs and Democrats, would have one think, that it's their hands that you market as ash trays. Your "Wings and Tails are very Taxing," for libs and democrats that have to watch for trap doors, as Ais posse's crafty hands reach for the switch behind the counter.

Keep up the good work A#s posse.
I'm sure business is booming for those lovely glazed ash trays. :rolleyes: Maybe the smell has gotten to you, hence the hate.

It's not English it's Neoglish. It's like Ebonics for Neocons.

Now that's funny!


Neoglish

http://www.religioustolerance.org/chrgibson4.htm

I like the part where it talks about how much money he made.

Aix,

I probably don't agree with you about anything, but as far as I'm concerned, you're in the running for best post of the year with your real answers to collage (sic) tests post above. I got a really good laugh from it. Heck, it's good enough to print and post on the bulletin board at the office.

Sincerely,

Salmo g.

G That’s cool I can appreciate that, But what it’s really about is having Fun. Razing each other. some just get all riled up, Its funny and I will always stir it up. it keeps me happy.

Careful, because overdoing it will cost you potential customers. Why completely alienate 4,000 people who hunt and fish, and do so enough to be reading and posting about it online? Thats kind of a self destructive way of marketing.

If somebody is going to get something stuffed I dont think the really give a hoot about the taxidermist political affiliation.

Hell, if I caught the trophy of a lifetime and walked into a shop and saw great work on the walls went around the counter to find the taxidermist was making out with a John Kerry blow up doll I would still get my trophy done there. Quality, price, and wait period. Thats all that matters. Aix does a good job at a great price in a relativly short time and he doesnt make out with blowup dolls not even for CPR training

If I caught the trophy of a lifetime and walked into a shop seeing what you describe, I would turn around and leave immediately. Quality, price and wait time, does'nt matter, as there are no scarcities of skilled and professional people, that can do the job. Some of us don't live in a world of scarcity and feel there's an abundance ( people stuffing dead things), if we do the research. From the way it sounds, your guy Ais, feels that he can function better socially after downing a few brewskies. Not! He's way to postal.