Nice try! I can always tell when you're on the ropes, you're too easy.

If you get this damp in the panties over the yard deer you'd be squishin' in your chair over one of my hunting stories!

Or in your case, they say, "That guy's d!ck is so small, he has a bump on his ass."

Then they find someone better equipped who doesn't look like a dog's shaved ass.

Oh that sweet celebrity that is all mine. Thank you for the proclamation TK. Your post is almost as much of an ego boost as my favorite thread "Vhawk is a sissy".
As far as picture posting goes, did you miss the pictures from the early fall kings in August? OR the coho from the Skok in Oct and Nov? Or the pics from the Hump? I don't post anywhere near 1/10 the fish I catch. I do have an almost fulltime job already.
And I wouldn't compare the pooled up chrome springers on those Columbia tribs to Alaska. Alaska is more then 2 hours drive, and $30 gas. If I was paying 3-5k a week I would expect to have that kind of fishing.

If you pay $3 to 5k a week you are an idiot. If you go up and fish pooled fish you are not much of a fisherman. Rent a raft and do a some floats. Don't worry about the bears and skeeters just trow a steak in your shorts and take pictures when they come to say hi.

"If you get this damp in the panties over the yard deer you'd be squishin' in your chair over one of my hunting stories!"

Never meat a meat fisherman that was not the same way as a hunter. Specifically one that would take a yard deer. You are either a Aldo Leopold kind of guy or a party hunting , jump out of the P/U road shooting typical Wa. hunter.