BigStick.. It was fun looking thru your aimless alcohol induced rambling, and you do seem to have a lot of knowledge and caught some big fish and all that..

But WTF was this about... Its like a Alabama nightmare.. P.S word around the campfire is steroids make your weiner small.

I was wondering if it was actually a certain person that we can't mention around here....

He's got the "I just got raped by a bigfoot" look.

RUN!

Very fast...RUN Very Fast!!!

MB

Yah.WTF.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Wusses.



I've banged more chrome than all you NANCY GIRLS Combined!

I got my $$ on parker for that duo...

But if this guy was in the mix of things I'd put everything I have on him!


Keith

The BRONZED BEAST!!!

That is the funniest thing I have ever seen on this board..nicely done Parker.. My whole office is roaring.

lol!!

Well done boyz! Thanks for the laughs.

Cheers,
Kelly

Run Forest, RUN!!!

"SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, BOY!!"

Mr. Parker is suffering from delusion's of grandure and false confidence associated with his upcoming BC trip.

Between being grossed out and scared, I was going to let BigStick's photo slide. The only thing that made it funny to me was the disconnect between the picture and the name he chose... maybe NoStick was already taken?

Uh, get ready for the next stream of pic's! He's gonna pull the shirt up and un tuck it from his G-string.

Travel day today,heading back to work,not much time this morning.

Now for the *****k lookers,this should do you proud,with the sun beating down upon my Jimmy,in this spectacular image.



Have much to work with,obviously and am not saddened by the arrangement.

Next?......................

Again...my apologies for horning up the womenfolk....................

Doesn't that say "Pretty Butt" written there on that log??!?

I'm powerless to control your closet inuendo.

Hardly a new term,that the first cut off the stump is called a "butt cut". Not difficult to discern,that noone does that better either,thus the specimen in question rating the apt designator.

A $10,000+ log,rates an accolade.

You can put your clothes back on now.....................

I Married well and am a great fan of the feminine form.

It's one of my vices.....................

Way to go Big Stick you have the natives all fired up. A few of them see themselves as the local fishing legends so they are having a little trouble accepting you. Most of them are left leaning wanna be environmenatlist so they will not understand nor like your pic of the "bigstick" or even know that it's a term for a big log. I have know a few real loggers in my day and I suspect you could swat a handful of these soft handed yuppies around pretty easily.

Keep up the pics and conrats on the fish and the nice looking family.

Regards

We will put our beef cake up against you any day timber boy.



You should have kept that picture right where it belonged ..in private, next to the Vaseline in your nightstand.


squeal like a pig boy..

I race for money and like the odds.

20yrs of Cutting Timber for a Helicopter,keeps me easily in the front of the pack,in all pursuits.

Will rub salt in the wound too....................

We will put our beef cake up against you any day timber boy.



You should have kept that picture right where it belonged ..in private, next to the Vaseline in your nightstand.


squeal like a pig boy..

May as well outshoot me too.



Soooooooooo laughing.......................

Praise the fuc%ing lord.

Seriously, I've got too many friends to need a pretend one.

"Seriously, I've got too many friends to need a pretend one."

You do not have any real friends until you have a a friend like Jesus Sol.

He loves you more than you love yourself.

Sol- You need to except Jesus into your heart!
Praise the f@*%'in lord!

Would have a hard time having a long-haired hippie Guru named Jesus,that ran around barefoot drinking wine and penned a book predicated upon incest as a curtain call.

Funny that way,I guess?!!?...................

What is the bad blue rifle used on?

Purpose built Rem 700 short action based 223AI,twisted 1-12" wearing a PacNor straight 1.350" SuperMatch bull to 24 inches and wrapped in a McMillan A2 Urban Camo handle.

30.0grs of H-3335 will push moly 50gr V-Max to 3750fps,via R/P hulls and CCI400's.

It'll shoot 1-1/2" 3-shot groups at 500yds and was built with the express purpose to be very,very mean to things.

She rates the billing.........................

You sheep kill me.

Lord, I do apologize. I don't care who you are, that's some funny arse [Bleeeeep!] right thar.

In other words...it shoots squirrels.

I lean to the left cause my left leg is skinnier and has more sock room.

Stuntman on the movie"Broke back Mountain"

In other words,you are absolutely clueless.



Top 10 AllTime B&C Sitka Blacktail. 20" 223AI,twisted 1-12",53gr XLC at 3650fps. McMillan Rem Mountain Rifle patterned handled,S/S Model Seven based,DD XP-100 base,PosiLign DD rings with 20MOA inclination,Leupold 6x42 w/ele turret.

Next?........................

Tenth ranked B&C buck shot in 1987 would make you James W. Bickman. Is that your real name?

I said a Top 10.

Anyone with a clue,would immediately discern he's easily better than that.

The Book is a unit of measure,not something that compells me to write my name down for posterity.

The specimen speaks for himself and that has always been good enough for me.

Another. Score him.(grin)



Next?.......................

Score this one.



Laughing...........................

Beings you've got your ruler out.



Still laughing.......................

Right Said Fred... is that you?

'nuther Top 10.



Still very funny.....................

How'm I doin'?



Need a laugh track here,it hurts.....................

Not too bad 'eh?!!?



Caught him on a bobber.

So very laughing.......................

Didsn't score exceptionally,but I couldn't pass upo palmations and cheaters.



See the humor?...........................

I guess your Alaska's own Lex Luther, then. Better than 120" ? Not by much, dude. The only thing higher than your opinion of your self is gonna be me when I fire up the fish whistle tonight. You're too much, man.

Dude,you are CLUELESS.

Here's one I filmed a week before Season opened,2yrs ago. He's in the Top 3.

Score him.



He had 2-8/16" deduct.

Hilarious.......................

Toss a tape on this one too.



Still chuckling........................

Certainly I hold myself in high esteem,I've seen me perform........................

It's not enough that you win, but I must also fail? You ARE Lex Luther.

You've the luxury of a glance at the World's Most Famous Big Buck Rifle.

It's big and pink,full of stink.



Should be charging admission to this Clinic.......................

It's a good thing you have many high-powered riffles. I predict you are going to put the barrel of one in your mouth and push the trigger one day.

Facts are facts.

I do slum and shoot different colored rifles,now and again.



Purty long running joke now,ain't it?

Soooooooooo laughing.....................

For something different.



Oh the insatiable misery,of living in Paradise...................

BS, you truly have some outstanding photos and too much time on your hands but enough is enough.

I think I speek for the whole board here:

I should be charging for the splendid imagery,Advertiser impetus and number of hits.

However,greed don't motivate me,so I'll toss a cookie.......................

Scroll past,you've the right.

I'm a mortal again myself,I hung up the saw,to work in the Oil Fields....................

Do you bo hunt?

BS,

No doubt that those are some impressive pics, but besides stroking your ego, what benefit do you get from all this? What are you trying to prove? Curious.

I nominate you president of the rubber gun squad.

bota,

I drive an antiquated MQ32,GoldTip carbon's.

No incentive in AK,to employ the bow. Seasons are generous,bag limits liberal and one always gets the Rut.

Archery is more of a lark,than a passion.....................

Sol,

The jealousy is palpable.

Say "please" and I'll flip you a picture,so you've another vicarious moment to swoon over.

Laughing.....................

monger,

My ego is in check. Results speak for themselves,I don't feel compelled to apologize for being very,very good,at more than a few things.

Easy to discern a wannabe poser and they're well represented here.......................

Find your meds before it's too late, dude.

I view harvest as a means to an end and having done much of both,prefer the manner in which the centerfire rifle deals death. Thus my choice in the matter.

Useta shoot alotta muzzleloader too,but got out of it.

Still get by with a scattergun.

That was an understatement....................

I,m amazed that B.S. don,t have a broken arm from pating himself on the back.

I'm suprised you can't spell "patting".

Will wonders EVER cease?............................

firstly, thanks big daddy for working to maintain the integrity of the main board.

secondly...


Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary - Cite This Source
Main Entry: meg·a·lo·ma·nia
Pronunciation: "meg-&-lO-'mA-nE-&, -ny&
Function: noun
: a delusional mental disorder that is marked by infantile feelings of personal omnipotence and grandeur

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help is available...

Big Stick cites this 9/25/06:

"A picture is worth 1000 words and it ain't braggin' if you can do it".

I reckon I could teach you to fish,so as to quell your help solicitations,but I don't honestly have the inclination.

Mebbe someone closer,can take you under their wing?

Good luck on that,you'll be needing it.....................

World Record Hats size for the BIG Headed Dude

"Seasons are generous,bag limits liberal and one always gets the Rut."

So, why the bragging? Sounds pretty easy up there to me.

It's not always easy even with a rifle there Aunty.
I've had tag soup before.

Yeah PWI would be fun. I think if you stay there too long you might post pantless pics of yourself though.
These days I take the long drive to ID to escape the crowds and then sneak back into the city.
Hopefully three weeks from now I'll post a pic or two of me with an elk and/or deer.
Been lucky the last 4 years.
I'm currently working on a shoulder roast. I thought it might not be that good (one of the last cuts from last year) but it rocks. I guess shooting spikes is a good thing. Better than beef.

AWESOME!

I leave for a day and come back and read everything that transpired. I'm disappointed the kids fishing thread turned out the way it did. Would of been a good thread had there not been a who's got the best hero shot contest going on.

It was a little funny at first reading some of the bantering going on till it got carried away. Boy what one can do with so much time on their hands at the keyboard.

So, you like the Big Stick?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I am sorry SOL but I just don't get your stupid humor.

You must be having a GREEN day today.

Avoid her like the plague, boys. My Triquarter is getting a reverse polarity reading from this one. She's a ladies, lady.

"She's a ladies, lady."

ouch!

I'd say your so called POLARITY READING is way off. Must be your fried brain cells kicking again in from all your GREEN DAYS.

Play nice, sugar tits. I'll bet I've fried less than you use. :p

I'll bet I've fried less than you use.

Wrong again stoner dude. I don't smoke that crap nor use any other drugs.

If you want me to be nice then you need to be nice.

:p

Fair enough.

I wish ole BS could have stuck around more than a day or two, I missed out on all the fun.
I have a "modest" collection, yes it is more than most, but I have some friends that are beyond belief.
They keep me real humble.
My den.

Impressive! What's the height on the bear standing next to your son?

What a load a [censored]. Everything Big Stick (snicker) does reminds me of a 10 year-old juvenile delinquent who dresses and acts in a manner that he thinks gives everyone the impression he's a tough guy. How tough can you be with shaved legs and male pattern baldness? The cute little skull and crossbones on the rifles don't do it and neither does the silly Fu Manchu mustache.

Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

Laughingggggg………

Where did that come from ....

That's the same thing I was wondering.

This has been a dead topic for over a year and then.....

Something's funny here.

Beep

Thats impressive, lot of trophies right there.


Jake

LOL

How did this thread not get locked ? i do not see it lasting much longer though.

Please don't....

one of the funniest thread i've seen in awhile

Heaven forbid! I do, however, allow the natural growth of hair on my legs (and the rest of my body).

They were bragging about this thread on another board - something along the lines of he handed you your collective azzesses in your hands. Little Twig has a sycophantic fan club over there that would make you nauseous.

Biggest stick IP is from Michigan

Judging by the reactions of some people on this site...oh never mind.

Uh.....no.

Latest IP is Illinois.

Welcome aboard Toothpick....I mean Biggest Stick

?????............When I opened page one of this thread, I thought I was having a really bad dream.....

And that was just looking at the post date. Then it got really bad when I scrolled down..........

Luv Ya AuntyM........

Hello my name is Larry I am a logger by trade and due to the remote access to my stomping grounds we move the Big Sticks with the aide of helicopters. You shall call me Larry the Logger when addressing me when the topic is wood.

Hello my name is Larry and I am a hunter by choice, there is not a more proficent, accurate,determined man in the woods than I. I have the pictures to prove it, the mounts on the wall and the meat in the freezer as well. You will call me as Larry The Hunter when addressing me when the topic is hunting.

Hello my name is Larry and I am fanatic about guns period. I can out shoot, out load, out build any Smith on the planet. My exploits are well documented on youtube.com, just type in Busheler in the search criteria then sit back and prepare yourself to be learned.
I also coined the term "Buck Smoke" and for all you lower 48 wannabies it means:( Larry Smoked Another One )
It dont matter how far the cry rings out I have the weaponry to eliminate the breath from the very nostrils of any four legged creature in my domain, that also includes any lower educated jack legs wanting a sparing partner.
You will call me Larry The Gunsmith or Larry The Snipper when addressing me with related material.

Hello my name is Larry and I am a Fisherman, none has seen the likes before me and none shall ever seethe likes of me when Im gone, and I have the pictures to prove it. Be it by pole, by net, by spear, or by hand I have wrestled the the likes of locknest himself and brought up 777 pound Halibut on 10 pound test just to prove a man could.
You shall call me Peter when addressing me concerning this type of table fare.

I ask you Who Am I that you continue to burden me with such ineptitudes
when dealing with the very breath that I breathe in My Outdoors. I am The King, There Is None Greater Than I, I have proven it time and again with picture upon pictures of TRUTH!!!!

Who Is It That You O Little People Say That I "Larry" Am?

Reads like Littlesticks is the inferior spawn of Bigsticks.

LittleDick's suffering an identity crisis.

I hate to say this but the quote I highlighted has stuck with me since reading this way back when. Any Big Stickism always makes me think of that quote. Pretty sad really. But it's hilarious in that some dude loves himself so much he'd say something like that.

Imagine him admiring that photo of himself and thinking such a thought. WOW!

Wntrrun,
I remember that post by him. Made/Makes me wanna barf.

He got me again. F him

Now delete that crap.

I thought B-S was funny from the standpoint of him being like a slow motion train wreck of circus clowns giving enemas to teddy bear bikers. I don't miss him though...

Nope. Not me.

Larry, mounts on the wall , pole or by hand, wrestled....why it's our buddy Larry Craig who also happens to be a MILLIONAIRE.

wntrrn,
I didn't catch that the first time around, but after reading it...... It seems pretty obvious he wasn't here to start trouble, just trying to lure some young OP fisherman up to AK so he could make his often dreamed about gay porn movie "Brokeback Landing"