A blond decides to try ice fishing. She finds a spot and begins to cut a hole through the ice. Suddenly a voice booms out from above: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE". She looks around and around but does not see anyone. After awhile, she begins to again cut through the ice. The voice again booms out: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!!" She is greatly upset and asks: "Is that you God??" The voice says NO NO NO! She asks: "Who is it then?? "The Ice Rink manager" says the voice.

This blond is driving along an interstate in the midwest and she spots another blond out in a wheat field in a row boat. For some reason this infuriates her so she stops the car and yells -

"It's dumb blondes like you that give blonds like me a bad name, and if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

Blonde is fishing on a river bank when a brunette yells from across the river "How do I get to the other side of the river?" Blonde yells back "You ARE on the other side!"