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#180596 - 01/07/03 03:49 PM Men and fishing
CWUgirl Offline
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Registered: 11/19/02
Posts: 367
Loc: Seattle, WA
With all the blonde jokes, I thought I'd add one for all you men!

Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the waders, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
banana
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#180597 - 01/07/03 05:41 PM Re: Men and fishing
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Registered: 10/13/00
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Loc: everett
I don't get it.
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#180598 - 01/07/03 05:49 PM Re: Men and fishing
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 614
Loc: Maple Valley, Wa.
A blonde gets on a plane bound for New York and sits down in first class. After take-off, the stewardess comes up to the blonde and says:" Excuse me, you will have to move, your ticket is for coach class". "I WILL NOT", says the blonde, "I am blonde, I am beautiful, I am going to New York, and I am going FIRST CLASS, so leave me alone." "Oh my", said the stewardess, and off she went to get the co-pilot. The co-pilot approached the blonde and said: "Excuse me ma'am, that seat is not yours, you will have to move." "I WILL NOT MOVE", said the blonde, "I am blonde,I am beautiful, and I am going to New York, and I am going first class." The stewardess and co-pilot went to get the pilot. "Let me handle this", said the pilot, "I am married to a dumb blonde, I know just what to do." So he walks back and whispers something into the blonde's ear. "WELL!!!, why didn't you say so?", said the blonde, "Of course I will move". And off she went back to coach class. "What did you say?" asked the co-pilot. "I told her first class was not going to New York" said the pilot.

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#180599 - 01/07/03 05:49 PM Re: Men and fishing
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Registered: 08/31/00
Posts: 7083
Loc: Everett
CWUGirl-

See what lengths men will go to to get away from their Women!
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#180600 - 01/08/03 01:37 AM Re: Men and fishing
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Registered: 12/23/01
Posts: 379
Loc: BELLINGHAM / EVERSON
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of Cheerios? Donut Seeds!!!! hello
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#180601 - 01/08/03 01:45 AM Re: Men and fishing
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Registered: 10/15/01
Posts: 888
Loc: Enumclaw
I am inspired by this humor to write my congressman. I believe it is in the best intrest of anglers/hunters nationwide for a new charge to take effect for stupidity. Think about it... If only people with a grain of intelligence in them were fishing and hunting... I cant even imagine how great it would really be.

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#180602 - 01/08/03 03:40 AM Re: Men and fishing
CWUgirl Offline
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Registered: 11/19/02
Posts: 367
Loc: Seattle, WA
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Originally posted by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy:
I am inspired by this humor to write my congressman. I believe it is in the best intrest of anglers/hunters nationwide for a new charge to take effect for stupidity. Think about it... If only people with a grain of intelligence in them were fishing and hunting... I cant even imagine how great it would really be.
Sigh... Voodoo, don't bother. He won't listen to you, anyway. You can't vote! rofl banana
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#180603 - 01/08/03 11:38 AM Re: Men and fishing
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Registered: 05/06/01
Posts: 2959
Loc: Nisqually
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Men and fishing
Just accept it! Don't try to change us. laugh
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