Ok so I'm not Nick Bakay but I gave it an effort...

Fishing: Fish the Skykomish knowing the hatchery fish have been delayed or destroyed in the ocean...
Drugs: Wander the streets of downtown Seattle knowing that a huge shipment was just busted at the port...
Advantage: Fishing

Fishing: Lack of steelhead forces you to fish for other gamefish...
Drugs: Lack of smack forces you to smoke alot of grass...
Advantage: Push

Fishing: Drive a hundred miles with three guys you just met, check four rivers to see if they are in shape, go home without having made a cast.
Drugs: Drive two hundred miles with three guys you still haven't met because one guy knows a guy who knows a guy, go home without.
Advantage: Push

Fishing: Buy your gear on the internet...
Drugs: Buy your gear on the internet...
Advantage: Definitely drugs...

Fishing: Hitting bottom...
Drugs: Hitting bottom...
Advantage: Fishing

Fishing: Plunk all day in one spot, no fish...
Drugs: Sit on the couch all day in one spot, no drugs...
Advantage: Push

Fishing: Do drugs..
Drugs: Go fishing...
Advantage: Drugs

Fishing: Hooked after the first hit...
Drugs: Hooked after the first hit...
Advantage: Definitely fishing...

*Purely intended for comedy value, any resemblance to actual events is coincidental

Ohh my...... TOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!

But really, what is the difference between the two?

That was great!!!

Let's see,

both cause our loved ones think we're wasting our lives,

both consume excess money,

both cause one's physical appearance and cleanliness to become degraded,

both can cause loss of jobs,

and so on...

I thought fishing was a drug and I have a bad habit.

I need a fix!

That was good, here is one for you all that cracked me up.
Why do tweekers always have sex doggystyle?
So they can both look out the blinds!!
Peace Superfly

Although both are highly addictive,my fishin addiction has become twice as bad as my drug addiction was.My drug addiction lasted 10 years my fishin addiction has lasted 20.I enjoy the fishin one lot's more.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE
P.S. By the way if anyone was wondering,they don't mix very well.

My wife has the opinion that a drug habit would be cheaper for me.

Hello, my name is Bill. I've had this fishing habit for 51.5 years now.

Actually according to Dick Nite I don't have a "habit". Just a case of "fishing pox" for which there is no apparent cure. Under treatment it says to visit sporting goods dealer now.

The way that fishing sucks lately,I think that we'ed all be happier on drugs.

OM,

Speak for yourself. Me, I'm headed to the Sportsman Show this weekend to drum up some new connections. Want to see the dealers....

Way too funny!!

Superfly... Canucks do it doggy too! We don't wanna miss Hockey Night in Canada!

Downriggin'
(former Canuck)

Next time I see my neighbors looking out the blinds I will think twice before waving.

Funny about this comparison ... my old roommate out here and I used to joke about it.

Get our clients "hooked" and they'd have to come back for another "fix"

Bob

A good way to get them hooked is to give the first one away for free. :p I am available all week for a guided trip.

I have just been inspired to make a bumper sticker;


"SMOKE FISH NOT CRACK"

"This is your brain... This is your brain on steelhead... Any questions?"

Dave - You gotta monkey on your back dude...

4SALT

I tried to kick the habit by using the fishing patch but that crap did not work. The more I try to quit fishing the more I want to fish.

Leadthrower -

Your first reply is the funniest thing I have read in days...good work!

Sometimes when I'm feeling crabby, and I start in on my wife and kids, they tell me that I need to take care of my fishin' Jones.

So everybody sing along! (in your best falsetto)

FISHIN' JONES

I GOT A FISHIN' JONES

I GOT A FISHIN' JONES OH BAYBE

OOH-OOH-OOH

Im not sure if that last reply makes me want to laugh or break out the cheech and chong. Im starting to think that shh20 has had a tainted past.... or is that a passed taint.... hell I dont know.

Oh you gotta love that. Thats funny