Thought you all would get a kick out of this.

5 cans for a legal Blackmouth...


I think I have it now (?)

Downriggin'

Laughed so hard I think I spotted......

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Redneck were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Redneck felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Redneck finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."

For all you High tech junkies... Here's the the redneck version of the PDA... Palm Pilot...



Whatever you call those stupid things.

Don't you just hate it when you catch that big blackmouth first thing in the morning, you know, when you haven't had time to empty enough cans to measure him yet? Oh well, off he goes....

Hmmmm...

Never had that problem....

Maybe I should move closer to the boat ramp

YO... Billy Bob! Climb back there and get me another BEER