NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES:

Afghanistan Cruise

We at Carnival Cruise Lines

didn't forget that a lot of entertainers

had promised to leave the country if

George W.Bush became President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer

for those who want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell,

Cher, Phil Donahue,David Gephin, Barbara Streisand,

Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise,

please dispose of all US assets and report to
Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,

"Elation," which has been commissioned

to take you to your new vacation homes

in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor

a Farewell Parade in your honor

through Palm Beach,Broward,

and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay...

at least four years and you should consider

the possibility of eight years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain,



Al Gore as cruise director,

Monica Lewinsky as recreation director,



Ted Kennedy as lifeguard

and emergency procedures director,



and

Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements

for your homes,friends and loved ones,

please direct your comments to

Senator Hillary Clinton.



Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she
can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!"

Is this a great country or what!

grandpa2 listening to the radio this am on the way to work heard Clinton gave a speech at some fundraiser and they ended up a couple thou in the hole id really like to see him write a book

Bill Clinton was a keynote speaker at a fund raiser for the Seattle Hebrew Academy and the fundraiser spent $290,000 to raise $288,000.00 Another attempt by the Clintons to cash in on the Jewish vote for Hillary in 08. I happen to be working on a restoration project at the Hebrew Academy and they are in the middle of a battle to raise the needed money to restore the historic school. Maybe if they had chosen Al Sharpton to speak they would have drawn a bigger crowd. I was actually pulling for Bill to help raise the money so my contract can be paid sooner than later.