I work in the construction field and it never ceases to amaze me the pranks these chuckleheads pull on each other.

We were having a meeting with the contractor who purchased some lots in one of our developments. While standing in front of his trailer(office) discussing his latest screw-up, it was tough not to notice this guys dog.The dog decided to clean his undercarrige right in the middle of where we were standing. This particular dog was sporting some serious gnads.and was just goin to town. It was to say the least,a bit distracting. The contractor, feeling the heat of the conversation , nervously says " I wish I could do that" (like we've never heard that before). Our lead who never says anything , steps up with "dont you think you should pet him first ?"

We laughed ,and laughed! The contractor was so embarrased and angry he got in his truck and peeled off. Poor guy. If you know the way this works, it's only the begining. He can look forward to months of canine lovin fun.

Too funny I cant stop laughing and everbody at work now thinks Im up to something....DJ

That's a good 1 ,but he will get his revenge sooner or later

like the time that i got pulled over in toledo wash. i tried to talk my way out of a speeding ticket by asking if i could donate money to the policemans ball this year like we do in sweden. the cop got angry like i was trying to bribe him and curtly snapped back "in this country policemen dont have balls" i tried not to crack up but i did anyway. he handed me my license and walked off without saying anything

I was pulled over in Toledo once because my left tailight lens was not red enough.

I can only imagine what the jailhouse looks like. (whistling the song to Deliverence), i'll bet it's real perty