EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!

I hate it when that happens....

Be sure to read the last paragraph...

ya beat me too it.........Now how much Cialis.......oh never mind

As Maxwell Smart would say:

"It's the old exploding whale trick...They fall for it every time".

Imagine having to clean up that mess.

That is too funny. What the hell were they trying to do with that whale anyhow?

Can you say BEANO!

talk about blowing your wad....

Wilt Chamberlin would be jelous!.....I am!

They were going to do a necropsy on it, probably to find out why it beached itself and died. That guy next to the scooter's expression is priceless, though.

mmmm........ sushi

Yuck!!! I was camping on the Macah indian reservation once and a dead grey whale washed up on the beach about 300 yards up wind from where we were staying. When I woke up in the morning and stood up I almost puked from the smell. From ground level to about two feet above the ground you could not smell it but when you stood up, OH MY God!! We spend the first 20 minutes crawling and breaking camp as we crawled then got the heck out of there.

I'm surprised that the guts blew out the back of the whale, instead of through the stomach. As for the ****, big animal, big ****. The larger or less dexterous the animal in general, the more dexterous the **** is. Male elephants, for instance. Dolpins can swim around holding stuff with theirs. Blue whales are supposed to have the largest ****s in the animal kingdom.

They don't, however, have the biggest balls. That distinction goes to the right whale. The reason is in the way they mate. The females will swim around with a group of males following them. Whichever one mates with the female last is generally the father, and the massive amount of sperm serves to wash the competetors' out. It's basically a test of endurance. A single male blue whale will shadow a female with calf for months until she's ready to mate again.

Bet that was more than you wanted to know about whale reproduction, right?

I'm worried about you Arklier.

Nature documentaries are one of my favorite types of show.

You mean they didn't eat it??
I thought they liked that kind of stuff, you know, the 20 year eggs and all.... LOL

MC

Always remember to poke holes in your whale with a fork before you microwave it.

Do ya think a moderator should move this to the new forum thats related to non fishing stuff?

No, not really. This thread existed before the creation of the new forum.

Looks like the makin's for a good seafood fettucini!