Go to the website below for instructions on how to make your own deflector beanie. You never know when the demon rays will try to invade your brain

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

What Is An AFDB?

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

Don't be surprised if Grandpa dissapears under mysterious circumstances in the near future. He is blabbing about "the real world".

Remember the movie "The Matrix"? That is the situation we are currently living under. Everything we think is an original thought is actually beamed to us by the CIA.

The CIA is currently devoting 90% of it's resources to this project. That's why they can't give us accurate intellegence on Iraq.

Only those of us with be cranium covers know the truth!

It used to be that 1 or 2 layers of foil was adequate. Ever notice all those extra antennae on cellphone towers? Prepare for the switch from regional sattelite control to local control.....coming this July 4th..

4 layers minimum...

What's more they will give you a lot of space on the river. I gurantee that if you walk up to Reiter Ponds with a aluminmu foil hat and begin mumbling something like George Bush is the friend of the fisheis, or one more tax cut and we will have the budget balanced, you will be given a ton of space - or possibly a swimming lesson.

Dave
I think I had that customer in my shop the other day, He was mumbling something about pres bush making every one take viagra to increase the population. I sold him your float fishing book!

Scotch tape? Damn, I used duct tape. No wonder it hurt so much.

I went to bed early and forgot the foil comforter...Now I think a black op team made me get up at 1:30am....son of a bbbb

Now I had to look at another one of Vedder's jabs....darn! Can't think of any clever come backs either

I hate to bust your bubbles, but the aluminum beanie is no longer completely effective to the mind control plan of "them."
I have good evidence that they are now using lasers to beam subliminal mind control messages into the back of our retina.
These lasers are planted in traffic lights, car headlights, McDonalds signs, etc.

Keep wearing the beanie, but don't forget to wear your mirrored sunglasses. We must get the message out before they completely take over. Obviously, they have gotten to everyone in Washington D.C. We are the last hope for our country.

GP ... I don't care about the aluminum model right now. If I make it from rubber or gore-tex will it save me from the water comet the passing UFO just threw at us??

Hot chicks go wild for the man who is sporting his stylish AFBD!

There is a client that comes into my office once and again and her file folders and binder are lined with aluminum foil so that 'they' can't xray her files and steal information!
She also claims that people steal her car and rack up miles and the lease company is going to charge her for the excess miles.
She won't shake your hand when you greet her, reminding that '....doctors don't shake hands.'
She's entertaining when not painfully difficult.

What's her name and phone number? She sounds like my kinda gal.

W C:

Good move. Few folk know that the real reason my float book sells so well is that it contains a secret formula for a herbal Viagra based on the black gunk from an egg fisher's rod handle, melted mono and a dash of Aqua Seal. Buy the book for the formula. Now you know why so many guys have a big grin when they say "I bought your book Dave. Thanks a million - Wink, Wink!"

are they made so that the wdfw can track you?

I think so....several years ago I used to be able to pick up the phone and ask what sounded like harmless questions of WDFW employees...but once they lock in on your frequency and figure out that you are not friendly to commercial netting they clam up and won't talk to you. I am pretty sure they have a way to tell who you are and keep you on a enemies list....a database of trouble makers. I'm working on a special foil helmet that will project a different image...say of Dave Vedder when they are really talking to me....If it works I might test it out by calling the DNC

Dave
Will the marrages you have saved redeem you for the ones you have wrecked by creating another "float nut"? Or will there be allot of children named Dave enrolling in school five years from now? :p