Being a slow time for most fishing, I thought you might enjoy this. It is one of the funniest threads I've ever read, albeit a long one. Most everyone is familiar with the Nigerian scams that are going on out there. Here is what one guy has done about it...

http://outdoorsbest.zeroforum.com/zerothread?id=200606&page=1

Ok. This has to be one of the best and funniest threads I've ever read on the internet!

LMAO!!!!

That scam stuff is pretty funny !!!

Here is an Joke I got today that really cracked me up, as long as we are at it.

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Indiana.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Indiana. We settle small disagreements like this with the Hoosier "Three Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Hoosier Three Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local rules.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and landed the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get onto feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot. Now it's my turn."

[I love this part...]

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
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I wish my wife only cost me $50.

Dogfish

That is the same part of the story that had me rolling


And that included shipping

Oh No! The Captain has been lost at sea!

That was toooo funny now he got the one scam guy in s.africa after the capt. estate with the scam guy of the phoney lotto.

I cant believe the captain was lost, that was just hilarious. I wonder if he had his pipe in his mouth when the ship went down.